What title would you give their autobiography?

What title would you give to the autobiography of any presenter or guest, based on an existing book title?

My suggestion: Fifty Shades of Grey, Taupe and Cream by Kelly Hoppen.

Any more?

Who cares? Not worth thinking about.

Twenty one years a slave – Julia
Gone Girl – Debbie Greenwood
The Woman who stole my/your life – Del Boy Flint
Before I go to sleep – Jackie, “I’m so bored with you all” Kabler
Christmas gifts at the Beach Café – Ann Donnington and the other one who does the tat

"Buy None, Get All Free" - Craig

Face painting for kids ... Ali Young

Questionable Varying Charges - A 25 year history of overpriced P & P.

How to write a good book - A.Y

How To Talk Down To People -- Jill Franks
Using 50 Words When One Will Do -- Charlie Brook
My Overactive Thyroid -- Kim Mendelson
How To Con People Out Of Money -- Kelly Hoppen.

loveallthingsitalian said:

Twenty one years a slave – Julia
Gone Girl – Debbie Greenwood
The Woman who stole my/your life – Del Boy Flint
Before I go to sleep – Jackie, “I’m so bored with you all” Kabler
Christmas gifts at the Beach Café – Ann Donnington and the other one who does the tat

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That is a pertinent one for Julia, LATI!

louise66 said:

Who cares? Not worth thinking about.

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Glad you've given this some thought, Louise.

The Hobbitt - RJ

Lord of the rings - meCharlie

Lolita - Chuntley

"Me Me Me ...and did I mention ...Me?" .....( quite a few of them ) :mysmilie_3:

Gone with the wind- Julian B

Hawaiian Mist

From here to purple maternity dresses and shoulder pads for yew! My life as your resident beauty expert

A Class Act

My eyebrows are like two charcoal smudged seagulls - Must wash dem off weeth de l'occeeetanne premium lavender soap

Still a size 12

A new look each day / NIGHTS IN WHITE COTTON! / Life is a series of changes. / Confessions of a side-sleeper!

If you're fond of sand dunes! Hotbed of Sin!

Now take......a look......at......this! ....HERE .....on QVC

My life as the Pilsbury Dough Man's Sister - by she with the doughy face and curranty little eyes!

Gasp! My life as Worzel Gummidge's sister! Gasp! Me! Me! Me! It's all about meeeeeee and how I grew up with mummy!

Hunger games - Charlie

Day of the cackle - Flinty

The woman who went to bed for a year - the Northern nights woman

The revenge of the 1980s barbie girl - Michelle Hope

From Dynasty to QVC - Joan Collins

My life as a Yummy Mummy - Claire Sutton

My mind knows beauty products, but my face has no idea - Alison Young

How to be a sex god over 50 - Dale Franklin

The Moon's a Balloon but our P&P charges will burst it!

The details of my life (well I think they're right but might be wrong) by Kathy Tayler