Hold the Front Page. QVC Beauty Awards Are Back

[maymorganlondon]

What about the best Fanny cleaning product?

There is an intimate wash in the menopause section!!

 

[Silver Fox]

Do we have the fake surprises from the ‘winners’ & the guided walk along long corridors to the build up of the acceptance speech?

 

[Toril]

As I mentioned earlier, I’m sure Simon said that the number of sales is taken into account. As Elemis is on every five minutes, that’s probably why they always win. I am always suspicious that any awards are fixed.

 

[Lilo Lil]

Update on the Brillo Pad and dash of Vim - can be used on whatever you decide you are fuglies’ as well …

 

[candycane]

The French have had this gender neutral thing for many a year. I remember in the 70's (probably posted this before) we were on a family holiday in Brittany and we stopped for a loo break. The toilets were underground and men went down the steps on one side and women down the other - and they met in the middle There were urinals and cubicles and men and women all mingled and communal hand basins. As kids we were fascinated, mum and dad were taken aback but French families clearly saw it as normal as there were children in there as well. Maybe we're all just catching up.

Come to think of it, there was a pub in Edinburgh years ago that had communal toilets. It was based on that Ally McBeal TV show.

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[Deleted member 21838]

QVC - the shopping channel with the website with more information on the menopause than how to manage an order AWARD…

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

Has Giddy Up A Ding Dong mentioned trans menopause for all genders yet?
Their must be an award for a non binary self proclaimed beauty expert

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Best Make Up For a Male Presenter Award…

 

[Kathy]

Anyone can vote, I pick things I have never bought and just don't want a product I dislike winning.

I do exactly the same.

 

[donna255]

I remember the last winners show before COVID, most of the people were pissed after downing the QVC bargain-basement cheap bubbly. AY trying to keep it all upmarket and on track.

 

[boffy]

Best Make Up For a Male Presenter Award…

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I feel a recurring nightmare coming.

 

[Toril]

I feel a recurring nightmare coming.

A fixed recurring nightmare.

 

[SisterBliss]

Best Make Up For a Male Presenter Award…

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Scary. How do you do all these?

Has Giddy Up A Ding Dong mentioned trans menopause for all genders yet?
Their must be an award for a non binary self proclaimed beauty expert

It won't be long. Did anyone catch her doing 'beautiful blended families' ? Note whenever an ethnicity is mentioned, she piles on the superlatives. Phoney as hell, does her no favours imo. She is terrified of the B word.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

I've just seen a news report on the Southport Flower Show and they had someone on showcasing her menopause garden design. According to the designer, "It's to give those who are struggling with the menopause strength, encouragement, inspiration and to remind them that they're not struggling alone.". She should apply to be a presenter on Q's gardening shows.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I've just seen a news report on the Southport Flower Show and they had someone on showcasing her menopause garden design. According to the designer, "It's to give those who are struggling with the menopause strength, encouragement, inspiration and to remind them that they're not struggling alone.". She should apply to be a presenter on Q's gardening shows.

Too RighT

 

[boffy]

Too RighT

Spouting total nonsense being a major requirement.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

Surely this can't be the main show - didn't it used to be three hours long? It looks like they haven't updated the guide from last year either...

Beauty Excellence Awards​

30/08/23, 20:00-21:00

Presenter: Alison Young, Kathryn Goldsmith

Pop the Champagne, don your most dazzling dress and RSVP yes to QVC's unmissable Beauty Excellence Awards. Ali Young and Will Gowing will be on hand to guide you through the best beauty of 2022.

 

[Toril]

Be thankful for small mercies.

 

[VapidStoat]

What about the best Fanny cleaning product?

A Dyson vacuum and an Ecoegg?

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

Oh gawd will it be flowing robes from the seventies,extolling the virtues of some potion,which when put on their fizzogs dosent make a jot of difference.
Gender neutral until stubble starts showing through!