Abi Cleeve's Neck

[Grizelda]

Why didn't she show us a close up of her own neck and chest when she was praising her cream? No fear, she wouldn't do that. We only get to see closeups of the backs of her chubby hands. I don't believe anything she says, except the fact that the sun can damage our skin. But we all know that.

 

[Koala]

She needs a pot of prai to slap on it.

 

[Suki 1]

Why didn't she show us a close up of her own neck and chest when she was praising her cream? No fear, she wouldn't do that. We only get to see closeups of the backs of her chubby hands. I don't believe anything she says, except the fact that the sun can damage our skin. But we all know that.

Get fed up with seeing her all the time.

 

[ohnonotshoppingagain]

Has anyone ever seen her with a tan?

 

[Bonaventure]

Has anyone ever seen her with a tan?

Never! Mind you she lives in a cupboard at the QVC studios under a pile of Minnie Mouse clogs with only her gummies for Vitamin D

 

[Bonaventure]

Nope. Lamellar Cleever (to use her full name) doesn't have a human neck, she has a THICK brass neck which allows her to spout all that Skinonsense trying to get us to buy her snake oil products by making us feel bl**dy inadequate about bl**dy everything - ie. because we're "mature", blotchy, crepey, wrinkly, menopausal, peri-menopausal, raised by wolves, on a council estate, forgot to reapply sunscreen once in Benidorm, because we're bad muvvas, have actually had to work for a living not spout skinonsense yadda yadda yadda - basically anything for a quick buck!

 

[Grizelda]

Get fed up with seeing her all the time.

We can expect to see her all summer, I think.

Nope. Lamellar Cleever (to use her full name) doesn't have a human neck, she has a THICK brass neck which allows her to spout all that Skinonsense trying to get us to buy her snake oil products by making us feel bl**dy inadequate about bl**dy everything - ie. because we're "mature", blotchy, crepey, wrinkly, menopausal, peri-menopausal, raised by wolves, on a council estate, forgot to reapply sunscreen once in Benidorm, because we're bad muvvas, have actually had to work for a living not spout skinonsense yadda yadda yadda - basically anything for a quick buck!

Say it, Bonaventure!

 

[ohnonotshoppingagain]

It’m in agreement with you all