Ever had a review turned down? Read this and weep....

[BurlyBeaR]

..if your reasonable and fair review has ever been turned down by the powers that be at Q you may be ASTOUNDED to see that this one got through. it relates to that nasty lori greinier jewellery stand TSV (760 390) the other week that anyone with a modicum of sense could see was vile.... anyhoo, here we go:

"I have to agree with other reviews!!! Its ugly design which somehow didnt look as bad on TV. Looks very cheap and certainly would not display in my bedroom or bathroom I had to return product anyway as box was full of mouse dirts and smelt musty, but did not want replacement after seeing product"

full of mouse dirts???? WTF??????

 

[Ilovelulu]

maybe the reviewer was too posh to say mouse crap or s**t! loving it though! lol

 

[Lottie]

PMSL!!!
Maybe they have some sort of program which changes rude words to other words that are more acceptable and the person typed sh*t or poo or summat?

 

[Frazzled]

Could have been worse, at least it wasn't a "Monarch's Realm" festive hamper!!

 

[HoodedClaw]

Could have been worse, at least it wasn't a "Monarch's Realm" festive hamper!!

Mouse dirts might have improved that no end :thinking:

 

[Akimbo]

I'm imagining a family of mice spinning wrecklessly around inside said revolving contraption to the point of incontinence!

Jude xx

 

[HoodedClaw]

I'm imagining a family of mice spinning wrecklessly around inside said revolving contraption to the point of incontinence!

Jude xx

You know what? I want to see that demonstrated! :nod:

 

[Sacha]

Before and afters.........

Ooopsy....

.......sorry........toooo much xmas puddin'!

 

[Toril]

Did they give it 5*s? :wink:

If not, then it was obviously selected because of the detailed description of the product which gives future purchasers a true insight into all its possible uses (because after all, her products do extol the virtues of organisation in our lives.)

....... Jewellery organiser, make up mirror, perfume dispenser (eau de musty) and of course it's very convenient for rodent usage.

I must order one!

 

[Frazzled]

I'm imagining a family of mice spinning wrecklessly around inside said revolving contraption to the point of incontinence!

Jude xx

I had a similar experience on a ride at Canada's Wonderland a few years ago!! :mysmilie_13:

 

[HoodedClaw]

I had a similar experience on a ride at Canada's Wonderland a few years ago!! :mysmilie_13:

What? Did you $#!? yourself? :wonder:

 

[Frazzled]

It was close! :whew: