Frazzled
Sense of humour intact
I don't know how true any of this is but…
Apparently, Glen Campbell has been head hunted by Dior to replace John Galliano? So expect an exciting new range of puke coloured cardies to hit the QVC catwalks any day soon.
Rumour has it, that Richard Jackson and Julia were found in a compromising situation behind the warehouse, all hotly denied of course. He said he was showing her a hardy perennial and Julia said she was just explaining what a Clitoria was. Yeah, right!
Prepare yourselves for a tabloid expose of a QVC scandal. This follows police operation "DAWNGRASSED" in which presenter's homes were simultaneously raided in the early hours. It appears that there are large numbers of unexplained QVC goods in their homes, so the disgruntled former employee told the police. The crafty lot are saying they need the extra stuff for their second homes! Who do they think they are?
It's the fact none of them paid the P&P that annoys me.
Alison Young was photographed at a local fete last weekend baring her essentials for charity. She didn't look that good apparently, people were saying she could do with bit more slap…. a queue quickly formed.
There was a catfight in the corridor at QVC towers last week between Catherine and Claire. They thought they had overheard Peter Andre say on his show that he fancied Huntley or Sutton, what he actually said was he was hunting for a house in Sutton..it ended in tears.
Dale, Charlie and Miceal are writing a sitcom about a reality show – bit odd, I thought they were already in one?
Oh, and some really good news to end on, you know all those things Jill Franks can't live without? Well, someone's taken them all away!
Anyway, I'd better get back to hacking the News of the World reporter's mobile to see what else I can find out…there must be more on the others, have you heard anything juicy!
Apparently, Glen Campbell has been head hunted by Dior to replace John Galliano? So expect an exciting new range of puke coloured cardies to hit the QVC catwalks any day soon.
Rumour has it, that Richard Jackson and Julia were found in a compromising situation behind the warehouse, all hotly denied of course. He said he was showing her a hardy perennial and Julia said she was just explaining what a Clitoria was. Yeah, right!
Prepare yourselves for a tabloid expose of a QVC scandal. This follows police operation "DAWNGRASSED" in which presenter's homes were simultaneously raided in the early hours. It appears that there are large numbers of unexplained QVC goods in their homes, so the disgruntled former employee told the police. The crafty lot are saying they need the extra stuff for their second homes! Who do they think they are?
It's the fact none of them paid the P&P that annoys me.
Alison Young was photographed at a local fete last weekend baring her essentials for charity. She didn't look that good apparently, people were saying she could do with bit more slap…. a queue quickly formed.
There was a catfight in the corridor at QVC towers last week between Catherine and Claire. They thought they had overheard Peter Andre say on his show that he fancied Huntley or Sutton, what he actually said was he was hunting for a house in Sutton..it ended in tears.
Dale, Charlie and Miceal are writing a sitcom about a reality show – bit odd, I thought they were already in one?
Oh, and some really good news to end on, you know all those things Jill Franks can't live without? Well, someone's taken them all away!
Anyway, I'd better get back to hacking the News of the World reporter's mobile to see what else I can find out…there must be more on the others, have you heard anything juicy!
