I
iclaudipuss
Guest Shopper
I've been editing Jamesy's fashion blog, and I must say it is impressive on many levels - unfortunately, I can't think of any at the moment, but nevertheless...
The gist of it seems to be that garments, in order to be on-trend and successful with the discerning QVC shopper, should cater for those who are petite-ishly tall, tall-ishly petite, slimly obese, bordering on anorexic in a plump sort of way, girlishly of an age, yet maturely youthful, leg-lengthening in a shortening way, with wearer-friendly materials consisting of spark-inducing nylon and polyester, the added bonus being that those going on a camping trip and finding themselves out of matches to light the campfire, need only sit on a convenient rock or brush against a lonely twig, and then watch the conflagration as their crotch becomes a veritable tone poem in firework mastery.
She also states that this season's story remains the same as last season's story, in that the on-trend garment of the moment is still the low-key and subtle sequinned kaftan, with the up to date stripey, spotty pattern, overlaid by an embroidered battenburg cake, made in sizes small, for Julia Roberts, medium, for Demis Roussos, and 23XL for those, like Jamesy, blessed with athletic calves. She notes that many celebrities are wearing this trend on the red carpets, notably Sir Patrick Moore, at the SAGA Lunch of the Year; and this is set to continue at the Oscars when Ernie Borgnine will be resplendent in a scarlet rayon kaftan, jauntily worn over a tasselled truss set with rhinestones, with the cheekiest of crotcheted cod-pieces, direct from the latest collection by Michelle Hope.
The gist of it seems to be that garments, in order to be on-trend and successful with the discerning QVC shopper, should cater for those who are petite-ishly tall, tall-ishly petite, slimly obese, bordering on anorexic in a plump sort of way, girlishly of an age, yet maturely youthful, leg-lengthening in a shortening way, with wearer-friendly materials consisting of spark-inducing nylon and polyester, the added bonus being that those going on a camping trip and finding themselves out of matches to light the campfire, need only sit on a convenient rock or brush against a lonely twig, and then watch the conflagration as their crotch becomes a veritable tone poem in firework mastery.
She also states that this season's story remains the same as last season's story, in that the on-trend garment of the moment is still the low-key and subtle sequinned kaftan, with the up to date stripey, spotty pattern, overlaid by an embroidered battenburg cake, made in sizes small, for Julia Roberts, medium, for Demis Roussos, and 23XL for those, like Jamesy, blessed with athletic calves. She notes that many celebrities are wearing this trend on the red carpets, notably Sir Patrick Moore, at the SAGA Lunch of the Year; and this is set to continue at the Oscars when Ernie Borgnine will be resplendent in a scarlet rayon kaftan, jauntily worn over a tasselled truss set with rhinestones, with the cheekiest of crotcheted cod-pieces, direct from the latest collection by Michelle Hope.
I hope Jamesy is offering a decent % for you, in her latest endeveour:glass::glass::glass::glass::glass:
