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Got my hat already!!! Thought smokey quartz and champagne diamonds???

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Lyn, you do make me laugh!

A threesome would be ok wouldn't it Mummybear? You could just keep Matt in the closet in reserve! :D

Gareth honey, I think you've been overdoing it with the dieting lately! :eek::D
 


PPC will be wearing eeerr.. Pink, I will be wearing Black and MB will be wearing nothing but the biggest smile you've ever seen!


ooh i cant wait to be there... i dont have a hat but i do have an old tea cosy with a bobble on. this may come in handy as MB may get a bit cold wearing only that smile:p but i am sure matt will be a gent and save her blushes by giving her a hand with covering up all of her bits :eek: such a nice boy ;)
 
Loving the hats Sacha & M4G ... you just need to "embroider"
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a shed load of diamonds onto 'em & they'll be perfect. Same goes for your tea-cosy Becca
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Klos, you need to get a hat before you can be a bridesmaid hun ... best one gets to be Matron of Honour!

Carla, bung that bloke you married the first time in the closet if he's not up for the threesome
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Honeymoon Fluff? Well I'm hoping we can go to Climax in Colorado?
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... it's a REAL place .... google it if you don't believe me!
Great for Gemstone hunting
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.... thought I could get myself a new piece of Gobsh -ite?
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.... I divorced the last one
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Plans are going well ....


just had a trial run for my wedding make-up!!


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Ha Ha Ha this post is giving me the giggles plus im also jealous all this love floating around Gems Towers could someone send a bit my way!!! But on a serious note, congrats to all the lovely couples now where's my egg mayo butties and pot of yorky tea, see you in the canteen :D
 
You're just how I imagined Lynn, although I'd ease up on the eyeshadow, too much and it can be terribly aging:eek: :D:D:D
 
I'd go for a wedding by candlelight Lyn - low lighting is very flattering to the complexion! I hear full facial wedding veils are all the rage atm!:D Was that Craigy boy I just saw?
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Sorted!! :D

Got the flowers too!


You scrub up very nicely, Lyn!! ;)
 
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Just rushed out to the shops Lyn and can't make up my mind between these:-

This one in case I get some action with the best man!
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This one because it can still be a bit chilly in April:
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This one to go with your Handcuffs!! -
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Or this one to go with the Yellow Diamond ring you're buying me for being Chief Bridesmaid!
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What do you think?
 
I've just bought a Ministership off the internet so I'm now officially Rev. Meeshoo of Manchester so can I do the ceremony please? Look, don't laugh, I know the words:

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Goat ........ I pronounce you all trouble and strife(s) ...

Arrrrrrr men

What do you reckon?

Rev Meesh

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I get the feeling some of you aren't taking this seriously! What do you think it is, a bludy fancy-dress party?
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Anyway, thank you Reverend Meeshoo, we'd be honoured to have you over-see the nuptials.
However having gorn to a very porsh Catholic Girls Boarding School ... I know, explains a lot dunnit!
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... I'd feel more comfortable if you'd wear something appropriate please?

I've taken the liberty of ordering your outfit ... very in-keeping with the theme of the wedding .....

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THE BRIDES' DRESSES


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And if the groom isn't already running for the hills Mel, I'm sure he'll be relieved to know
that spookily I do actually look like the model wearing my dress .... give or take a few years!
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The other photo was of BC!
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I'm happy to say I haven't lost my looks, only my mind!
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I know i don't post on here very often but i do have a nose every day
as you lot make my day brighter with all your funny post's
keep them coming girls :D
 
this thread has given me the best laugh all week!!!

Lyn your photo is divine hun - you're looking alot better than you did a few weeks ago. Have you bought new makeup?

how many bridesmaids are you all having? What colour and style are we having? I don't want anything off the shoulder or empire line ok or I'm going to look like a one-purrson rockslide as I NEED a good overtheshoulderboulderholder!
 
I've taken the liberty of ordering your outfit ... very in-keeping with the theme of the wedding .....

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Oh DL, there was absolutely no need to have ordered that for me - that's my official ceremonial wear and I've got it already. Mine's slightly tighter than the one in the picture and a little more classy as I wear mine with my Christian Louboutins.

I adore the wedding outfits btw and PPC's is exactly what I think she would have chosen for herself so well done DL. However, MB's outfit is the one she wore when marrying Daddy Bear so you may need to find something a little less subtle.

Rev. Meesh
 

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