Who are an item?

[diamond-lyn]

awww

Klos!

But we seem to have a minor problem as far as my 'intended' is concerned?

.... some 'Mrs. Craig'? has prematurely answered the "any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace" bit?

...... how

plenty of time to find a new vict ... I mean Groom

.... then again what's wrong with having a wife in every port?

The wedding goes ahead as planned!

 

[Nessarose]

The wedding goes ahead as planned!

Could be a problem with the Rev. Shoo. Apparently there was a power surge during her Brazilian and the clippers went haywire, now she's as bald as a ...

and won't come out from under her cassock.

Looks like the wedding's off again Lyn...

 

[diamond-lyn]

so she's ended up with a Hollywood wax then! ....

Even better .... she'll slip into that dress like a wet cod

The wedding's back on!

 

[rebeccab]

This thread is fantastic i havent laughed so much in ages, I'll grab me hat !!

 

[fluff]

Thank goodness for that!

Now that's all sorted

with a picture of my dress .... please!

 

[Klosblue]

awww

Klos!

But we seem to have a minor problem as far as my 'intended' is concerned?

.... some 'Mrs. Craig'? has prematurely answered the "any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace" bit?

...... how

Don't worry Lyn there's no problem with the "other Mrs Craig" - did you not see the 3 pairs of feet in the tent?

She's coming with you!!

 

[diamond-lyn]

What? . ....

... no I did not notice that!

She wants to come too?

... no room in the sleeping bag

 

[Nessarose]

Lyn I think you're . I've a bad feeling that you might get banged up on your wedding night.

You wouldn't want that, would you.

May I suggest man of the moment, Rafa Nadal instead?

Time to move on Lyn, we're all here for you.

 

[Meeshoo]

OMG Noooooooooooooooooo! He looks like the love child of Jane Fonda and Kevin Bacon. There's just something so wrong about a man with a headband.

Lyn - he is an absolute NO NO! Tell us hun, since Craig is off your squeeze list, who's the next lucky vic... man?

Can I just clarify that my Hollywood is immensely suited to rubberwear and it allows a smooth surface for talc to adhere to. I can get into my outfit with speed - good for shotgun weddings.

Rev Shoo (Lover of Louboutins)

 

[diamond-lyn]

Flogging a dead horse BC?

Don't think so!

I've just had this email from the Head Honchos at Gems .......

Dear Diamond Lyn,


To celebrate the happy occasion on 1-4-09 when 2 of our presenters will be betrothed to forum members ......

(yes, only 2 ... we f***d that Steve A off a long time ago. And anyway PPC's response to the 'marriage' word was,
in her notoriously eloquent way "Fook that" )

....... we have designed Rock 'n Roll range http://gemstv.i-newsletter.co.uk/article.aspx?id=97

where 'special' brides such as yourself can choose a beautiful 925 sterling silver wedding band

AND the email ended with this .......

... so it's official BC!

The wedding's STILL ON!

 

[Sacha]

Yummmmmm.....

Great news Lyn

Am thinking about the wedding cakes, wot d'ya think of these?

For yourself....

For PPC....

For MB....

 

[mummy bear]

eeewwww i dont like the green can i change it to pink or yellow please lol

 

[Sacha]

eeewwww i dont like the green can i change it to pink or yellow please lol

Of course MB, no problem, I'd thought of green to link up with your fondness for Alexandrite. Hope this one is more to your liking...
...plenty to choose from.

 

[Julie Finch]

Love the cakes

 

[Meeshoo]

Love the escape routes on PPC's cake!!! Have you noticed that they don't quite reach to the top floor though!!!

 

[Nessarose]

I think you're all wasting your time with cakes, surely it would make more sense to go for;

TARTS​

 

[Julie Finch]

I wonder if my avatar loves good on here

 

[diamond-lyn]

I think you're all wasting your time with cakes, surely it would make more sense to go for;

TARTS​

Read my lips!

 

[Meeshoo]

One word ..................... deluded!













But luvs you anyway Lyn x

 

[diamond-lyn]

Eh? ... deluded? ...

Craig reading this thread!

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CR! ... .... .... ... .... CR