Jess Foley

[AndyW]

Dear Jess

Firstly, the three wick giant candle you are selling is not a "candelarium" or even a "candelabra". Null pointes. Secondly, the damn word is "obElisk", not "oblisk".

And no, it's not cool. It's not "language evolving". It's just wrong.

Yours sincerely (although if I put "Yours faithfully", you'd doubtless think that was correct too)

A. Grump Esq

 

[historymystery]

Don't be critical - you know English isn't her first language Foleyspeak, I believe they call it. The rest of us call it crapspeak.

 

[Ant7t]

Foleyspeak, I believe they call it.

She's not a Foley now is she? Maybe you should change it to her current surname, which I can't remember. So, maybe leave it as Foley

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Dear Jess

Firstly, the three wick giant candle you are selling is not a "candelarium" or even a "candelabra". Null pointes. Secondly, the damn word is "obElisk", not "oblisk".

And no, it's not cool. It's not "language evolving". It's just wrong.

Yours sincerely (although if I put "Yours faithfully", you'd doubtless think that was correct too)

A. Grump Esq

Alls is can say is, absolutely..................

She's not a Foley now is she?

No, she a Nnoying..............

 

[historymystery]

She's not a Foley now is she? Maybe you should change it to her current surname, which I can't remember. So, maybe leave it as Foley

Has she married and changed her name? I wasn't aware, but I hope the other half's got a translator. When I've seen her (luckily not often) I frequently can't understand what she's on about, with all the mis-pronouncements combined with the hysterics.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Has she married and changed her name? I wasn't aware, but I hope the other half's got a translator. When I've seen her (luckily not often) I frequently can't understand what she's on about, with all the mis-pronouncements combined with the hysterics.

She's married and her name is now Jessica Brown - but still goes by her old name of 'Foley' on air.

I'm surprised she didn't changed her named by deed poll to Jessica Absolutely.

As for what she's on about - well, it never changes. It will have been one of the following lines:

"Alls I can say is..........."
"Absolutely!"
"Get as many as you can. Multi-buy. I would".
"Absolutely!"
"I've just gotta let you know............"
"Absolutely!"
"Good luck to each and every one of you. Well done."
"Absolutely!"
"WOW!" (said with an over exaggerated shocked face with a mouth bigger than the Blackwall Tunnel).
"Absolutely!"
"Its flying out the front door"
"Absolutely!"
"Jargoon grade..........."
"Absolutely!"
"Rarer than rare"
"Absolutely!"

Oh, and probably "Absolutely!" too.

 

[Ant7t]

Has she married and changed her name? I wasn't aware, but I hope the other half's got a translator. When I've seen her (luckily not often) I frequently can't understand what she's on about, with all the mis-pronouncements combined with the hysterics.

Before I scrolled down to see the answer, I looked up her married name. Didn't find it. BUT, she has a photo on Pinterest, so someone must like her. Joking aside, that surprised me seeing that.

 

[Ant7t]

Oh, and probably "Absolutely!" too.

I think sometimes she absolutely shuts that front door. Hence always having stock left from these sell out shows.

 

[Ant7t]

I see the dynamic duo are back on air. J & D (Not bourbon) & Pearls, for a change.

 

[Ant7t]

Did I hear her say 'get 4' necklaces when there's only 4 for sale? I amend that. She just said buy the lot. Saving paper, as it were. They are now doing a price pledge on 15 necklaces. And there was I thinking it was a new collection. Really they are doing themselves no favours, how they sell.

 

[Battiola73]

Wonder if during her wedding ceremony when asked if she’d take this man to be her lawful wedded husband/wife she said absolutely rather than I do?

 

[Ant7t]

Wonder if during her wedding ceremony when asked if she’d take this man to be her lawful wedded husband/wife she said absolutely rather than I do?

Maybe she has two husbands? After all, she loves multi buy.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Wonder if during her wedding ceremony when asked if she’d take this man to be her lawful wedded husband/wife she said absolutely rather than I do?

Absolutely

 

[Ant7t]

NOT wishing ill on anyone, but when she has departed, on her gravestone will be the following: and you know where I'm going with this, don't you? Has she gone to meet her maker? Absolutely. She couldn't wait to go straight out the front door.

 

[Ant7t]

Another silly comment. I wonder which house 'orifice' she talk about if they put a bolt on that front door?

 

[Ant7t]

What is paraiba jade? And why is amazonite likened to it

 

[TheManWithNoName]

What is paraiba jade? And why is amazonite likened to it

Alls I can say is................... she's probably talking crap as usual. Absolutely.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Just watch the re-run of todays show. I can confirm that she was talking crap.

She said she had the last "Natural Amazonite" show because they're selling it back to the supplier they bought it from - well, that's odd because Angeline said earlier that she has a show of it coming up this coming Friday..........

Jess Foley also said "We'll only be getting the treated material. You've probably already got some. Its irradiated". Erm...... no it isn't. The treated Amazonite you sell is filled...........

She also said "I can't say this unless its true" - well, that's a joke in itself. A sighting of the invisible man happens more frequently than a Gemporia presenter telling the truth.

As for Paraiba Jadeite. Erm............. what?

She's GIA AJP accredited apparently.............

Absolutely.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

So, after Jess Foley claimed yesterday that it'll be the "last show' of Natural Amazonite because "they're selling it back to one of Dave Troth's contacts", and the items will be "embargoed from sale", the items that were on last night are available to buy from their website today..........

Jewellery Search | Gemporia

Take a quick peek at our fabulous Amazonite pieces, with numerous shades of intense blue in this illustrious gemstone.

www.gemporia.com

So much for her saying "I can't say this unless its true".

Blatant lies and misleading - so it's being reported to the ASA.

 

[Ant7t]

She also said "I can't say this unless its true"

Yes, all very true. Indeed. And I'd bet a million times over that those 'irradiated' amazonite were the best they'd ever seen, if not more than the best. I heard her waffle all about it being sold back etc.

Personally, and this is just my thoughts, I think, the way they present 'natural' stones is just the 'cheap' left overs they can only 'bead' etc. It's not good enough for 'proper' jewellery. NOT saying it's crap, some of it is good, but it's akin to all that chip and nugget jewellery: using the 'dregs' to make as much money as possible.