On the Elle jewellery show, Jill used her favourite word at the moment, 'kitch,' to describe a watch. And the lady from Elle said 'I wouldn't call it kitch at all, I would call it retro.' I think Jill may think again before saying kitch so much!
Oops, that told Jill Franks!
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watersiren
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omg:11::11: that was an outright insult!
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BenFongTorres
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God,someone needs have a word with that woman,she just spews pure tripe,she's even worse than Alison Young and that takes SOME DOING!
The other week I heard Franks say "this is extortionate" when it's obvious she meant extraordinary.(unless of course it was a Freudian Slip?)Today I heard her call the hero item in the Elemis TSV Visible Difference instead of Brilliance,it's like she's just making shyte up as she goes along.
The other week I heard Franks say "this is extortionate" when it's obvious she meant extraordinary.(unless of course it was a Freudian Slip?)Today I heard her call the hero item in the Elemis TSV Visible Difference instead of Brilliance,it's like she's just making shyte up as she goes along.
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watersiren
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quite fair description of her condition.:up2:
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Considering JF's grasp of the English language & the fact she appears to have barely two brain cells to rub together (only sufficient for 'remember to keep breathing' & 'you are hungry, eat now'), I think we can probably rule out the Freudian Slip theory! :doh:
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You're right WS it is an insult, someone give Jill a dictionary, Kitsch is synonymous with tasteless art.:grin:
She's definitely got the ''remember to keep breathing'' brain cell, but doubtful as to the ''you are hungry - eat now'' one.
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BenFongTorres
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Please tell me this never happened,please tell me this is some sort of QVC urban myth??!! Oh God,I feel myself descending down a shame spiral on her behalf.
i'll never forget the demo of that banana oil cleaner they used to sell, which the american guest claimed could take permanent marker off a car (not that anyone normally has to remove permanent marker from their car but who cares eh?). anyway the american swiped the marker pretty lightly across a mocked up car door, then applied the oil to a rag and wiped it over. of course it disappeared. franks says "ooh can i try?", takes the marker pen and literally SCRIBBLES like a child with this big fat black marker all the way over the car door. you could almost see the guest screaming silently. needless to say after a load of chin-wag we "ran out of time" before we could see the removal.
i do rather like JF. she's so dim that she can be quite entertaining.
i do rather like JF. she's so dim that she can be quite entertaining.
Janey
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When JF used to be confined to health & fitness shows, being a complete couch potato I never had to watch her.
Now she seems to be on every time I tune in to QVC.
She must need the money to feed her expensive addictions to Lola Rose, Lulu Guinness & Emus!
Now she seems to be on every time I tune in to QVC.
She must need the money to feed her expensive addictions to Lola Rose, Lulu Guinness & Emus!
No it happened, yankee candles I think but I was so stunned I can't remember the exact circumstances.
I have become extremely paranoid because of the witless twig. Everyone comments about her wheezing so now if I have an asthma attack or respiratory infection I won't answer the phone and avoid talking to people. Maybe when the weather gets bad someone might chop her up and use her for kindling.
Rentochops
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oh Vampy don't say that; I am sure people don't think that at all if someone wheezes I don't think that, it's just that JF is on the TV and it is more visible - anyway doesn't she smoke as well?
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Yes, as Rentochops says, I shouldn't worry about it Vampy, what does it matter if you're a bit wheezy anyway? If I heard you on the phone, wheexing, I wouldn't think anything of it......what do people say about her doing it then?
Rentochops
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LOL there wouldn't be time to put her out!
People say her breathlessness and wheezing drive them nuts and I can see why. Every time my mother eats she sneezes at least 15-20 times afterward and it drives me potty so I can understand anyone not having patience over the human condition of others 
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People say her breathlessness and wheezing drive them nuts and I can see why. Every time my mother eats she sneezes at least 15-20 times afterward and it drives me potty so I can understand anyone not having patience over the human condition of others
How weird is that then; annoying though she is in almost every other way, I've never particularly noticed her doing that! lol
I guess I must be pretty annoying too then, every time I go outside I sneeze about a billion times......! :blush::grin:
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BenFongTorres
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Yes,but you're not on TV trying to sell us stuff,so noone gives a toss.I lived with an asthmatic and his occasional wheezing didn't bother me one bit,I just thought at least if I hear him wheezing he's still alive! Asthma can be very dangerous.
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jill franks=plank
I have no trouble slagging her off because I really don't like her.....and it all started when I noticed that ****** wheezing...
I have no trouble slagging her off because I really don't like her.....and it all started when I noticed that ****** wheezing...
