Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

I wouldn't know cos I'm a good girl

Me too, I've just got a mucky mind.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I like (not) when they say 'we've managed to get some stock back into the business.' In other words we already had the stock and couldn't flog it all last time

 

[Lord Helpus]

That’s sunblock.

Yeah I do realise that, I was being ironic.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Might be useful in the bedroom if you know what I mean.

Catching moths emerging from the wardrobe?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Gosh. Natalia is on the early shift and her face is even shinier. I think she's overdone the radio frequency and collagen spray.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I didn't know that Goodyear Jump Starter also pumps up upper lips.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They are trying to sell a product, some light glow thing, what you plug in, but because the studio lights can’t be darkened enough they won’t work

motion sensor LED Night Lights

 

[postmanpat68]

They are trying to sell a product, some light glow thing, what you plug in, but because the studio lights can’t be darkened enough they won’t work

motion sensor LED Night Lights

Only on Ideal world.

 

[Lord Helpus]

They are trying to sell a product, some light glow thing, what you plug in, but because the studio lights can’t be darkened enough they won’t work

motion sensor LED Night Lights

Just BUY it, not only because...no reason at all...PLEASE don't miss out on this, OK...Go to the baskets... Check out yer phones...I really mean this...We've never had.... How many left Charley? 41 down from 42...I'm telling ya...

 

[Jazzydrury]

Watches coming up

 

[Hammy60]

Bleach head says Heirloom Value, pass down from generation to generation.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

How many left, Goolies O. (vile leer to camera).. HOW MANY?? I MUST...ask you NOW!!! Just BUY it. PLEASE!! Multibuy...Just chuck 'em if you don't want 'em..But buy 'em...Ghoulio..How many left? 42...43...44...445...

 

[galesgal57]

I've noticed the past few days, the EPG doesn't give any details on who's presenting, or what's being sold. Is this to retain an air of mystery, or is it just that they have no idea who's going to turn up, and what they can rustle up to flog at short notice?

 

[Kit10]

Yeah I do realise that, I was being ironic.

I had hoped, but sometimes it’s hard to tell….

 

[Kit10]

Shona was on with Collagen last night, Saying once you turn 20 you loose your collagen at a certain percentage

This is sadly true. Probably the only true thing said on this channel!

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oh no, not them 2 arseholes again. Selling the vacuum for £149.99 and stating it's a bumper saving. I will show you a bumper saving. Somebody is selling the Proscenic P12 for £45.99 on ebay, even adding on the £8.99 postage. That is a real bumper saving.

 

[cheeky chappie]

This is sadly true. Probably the only true thing said on this channel!

It might be true, however what irks me is the fact they love to hook people into using the products almost regardless of age, whether it's needed or not. Of course they're not the only retailers to do this. In my un-expert opinion, I would assert most younger men/women don't need to use any of the pills, potions or light things they flog assuming they eat relatively healthy, exercise and stay out of strong sun when possible. Maybe use a decent quality basic moisturiser if needed.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Little Mark is well impressed by the hoover with headlights.

Only £150 and it picks up dirt!!!

Amazing.

 

[cheeky chappie]

What the feck is Peter V doing there, he's supposed to be heading up a visit to UN offices to sort out the Russia Ukraine thing!

'Mr UN chairman, if I can perhaps start these serious talks with a scenario ...'

(proceeds to pull out a suitcase)

 

[Lord Helpus]

And you can always tell an expert - glasses perched on end of nose. Gives 'em that professorial look.

No need for the old white jackets, except to take Pete away to the happy home.