Random musings and general banter.

[rubia]

What about Peter Simon? Maybe it is just a ccoincidence that this new channel is starting up and Peter missing in action.

Please don't build my hopes up!

 

[Latearrival]

I realise the models are currently trying to get us to buy footwear so their clothes are secondary but it’s mega distracting when they are both dressed in voluminous shapeless nighties

 

[Latearrival]

Aparently the shapeless nighties are kaftan midi dresses that madam says are a capsule item and an essential in everyone’s wardrobe

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They seem to be freely swapping products around between the channels right now.

Chloe had bengalines on one of her TJC shifts last week.

That sounds nasty if its a similar bengalines bug to the one I had last year. Was unable to leave the lavatory for some weeks…

On another issue with her…She and Ryan and Lindsay were doing some outside weekend broadcast near the bins at Ideal World One. For want of anything to sell, the conversation turned to David Van Day and the burger van he ran at the time. In the days of faxes welcomed, I faxed in purporting to be said DVD, saying I was outraged at the slur on my stardom putting me in a van flipping burgers, and demanded an immediate apology on-air, or my lawyers would be in touch….I never saw three people squirm so much retracting stated fact…He actually did very well with that van, but Marshall always came over as a know-all, a Miss Pomposity, and I couldn’t stand her opinionated delivery. Perhaps she has changed these days?

 

[rubia]

That sounds nasty if its a similar bengalines bug to the one I had last year. Was unable to leave the lavatory for some weeks…

On another issue with her…She and Ryan and Lindsay were doing some outside weekend broadcast near the bins at Ideal World One. For want of anything to sell, the conversation turned to David Van Day and the burger van he ran at the time. In the days of faxes welcomed, I faxed in purporting to be said DVD, saying I was outraged at the slur on my stardom putting me in a van flipping burgers, and demanded an immediate apology on-air, or my lawyers would be in touch….I never saw three people squirm so much retracting stated fact…He actually did very well with that van, but Marshall always came over as a know-all, a Miss Pomposity, and I couldn’t stand her opinionated delivery. Perhaps she has changed these days?

Nope still the same!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

South Ken type girl bigging up goods ending in 99… Although saying ‘girl’ she must be over 50 now.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Buy this crossbody bag, it is phenomenal. Buy this dress, then you need these shoes to go with it, and you need these shades and this perfume, no, no,no, don't buy just the one bottle, you need to buy all 3 bottles. This bag is very Chanel-looking. We bought them from a boutique, so we can sell them for £12.99 and make out to you plebs that the Chanel tag have been removed

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Shop the best with Mike Mason. WTF

 

[Hammy60]

RFID scare time again, in the real world RFID skimming is very, very low, seemingly risky and low reward for the thieves.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

RFID scare time again, in the real world RFID skimming is very, very low, seemingly risky and low reward for the thieves.

Yeah, if it's worked in the past, why change your spiel.

 

[galesgal57]

The effing bug zappers again, and he's got the portable washing machine. And a blow up kayak at 8!

 

[galesgal57]

Mike says these flowers are the most realistic he's ever seen! How he finds the enthusiasm to keep presenting the same old crap is beyond me. Must be the handsome pay check that spurs him on.

 

[Battiola73]

Good job those flowers look so “realistic”. If they did, insects might jump out out infest the bird nest on Mason’s chin.

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

South Ken

Better than Sad Ken.

Shame they shot him.

 

[Hammy60]

Like how Mike is saying to dry your clothes on your radiator.

But, but Mike I can't use the radiator, you & Peter V told us to stop heating the whole house and turn off our central heating, it's ancient tech, and buy your ceramic heaters and it's unsafe to put wet clothes on them.

 

[Lord Helpus]

They should give the mini washer away with the copper socks - or vice versa. It could clean all 6 pairs at once.

Mouth AlMikey could use it to wash his beard which is looking increasingly grubby.

Every night he says they're selling out. Next night there's another 100 in the business.

Has Peter Simon gone to pastures new? If so, anywhere he ends up will soon be reduced to junkyard, he is way past his sellytelly by date.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Lets see what the price is with the kayak he keeps bigging up. I have found it for £91.99. It is £189.99 on the TJC website, but you can get an extra 10% off, so call it £170.99.
Found it even cheaper at £79.95
https://www.ijtdirect.co.uk/wildern...MI1_m9uMbbhQMVOJJQBh13-QWmEAQYASABEgJmK_D_BwE

 

[galesgal57]

£99.99 on Amazon

 

[Hammy60]

Lets see what the price is with the kayak he keeps bigging up. I have found it for £91.99. It is £189.99 on the TJC website, but you can get an extra 10% off, so call it £170.99.
Found it even cheaper at £79.95.

Is that on ebay? TJC are selling it on their ebay shop for £91.99 with a coupon taking it down to £78.19 with free postage.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

We all know why they are having to sell it for this price.