Hideous Fashion

[cupcake]

We have a winner! :clapping:

I got quite emotional when I saw this....

The best selling Vodkatini collection has now been transformed with the new stylish Freya Supernova Bikini in a sassy combination off black and gold. ........Vodkatini - that sounds right, you'd have to be pi££ed up to wear it!

To achieve effortless poolside glamour this matching supernova kaftan really completes the look.

Materials: 100% polyester

Care: Hand wash only, rinse after use, do not tumble dry, do not bleach, do not iron, do not use fabric conditioner, wash colours separately

Features:

A deep plunge V-neckline with gold contrast detail which meets a wide gold band under the bust (showing off your narrowest point)
The back of the Kaftan has a fine elastic at the waist for fit and a contrast gold tie waist to achieve a more glamorous silhouette
The kaftan has Kimono sleeves which provide good cover for the tops of arms and overall comfort

Figleaves understands that men and women – especially women – come in all shapes and sizes. Whether you are an A cup or a J cup, you want pretty and sexy lingerie and swimwear.

What’s more, you can check out your purchases at home - no queuing for or embarrassing moments in luridly lit changing rooms.


Luridly lit! where do they usually sell these things :grin:

(Ducks) :blush::blush: I actually like Freya's Vodkatini bikini's (although not the chocolate one they were selling this year - top looked funny) - they look similar to the one Ursula Andress wore in that Bond movie I can't remember the name of. Not sure on the Kaftan though.

Runs off to hide ....

 

[star234]

I was quite taken with this...

I actually think you are being unkind to this one. Worn with jeans and a plain white Tshirt this jacket could look ok. I would wear that!
Now please do not haul me of the the nearest insane assylum:whew2:

 

[Babs]

There are some awful looking clothes on IW at the moment, can't post them all but this is a classic

No wonder IW are looking for a Fashion Buyer, what bothers me is who is doing the job at the moment?.

:devil:

 

[Mommabear]

No wonder IW are looking for a Fashion Buyer, what bothers me is who is doing the job at the moment?.

:devil:

Are they really Babs?......I might apply :nod:

 

[star234]

Who is doing the fashion buying??? Judging by the fashion it must be a lucky dip game.

 

[Anna_Key]

What happened to the old buyer?

Did she have an emotional break down - that would explain some of her choices :thinking2:

Did she know she was going on to better pastures and set herself a goal to buy the ugliest 'fashion' the world has on offer :tongue2:

Or was it the end of her beautiful relationship with one off the top 'my wife doesn't understand me' bosses - cos she definitely wasn't employed on her fashion skills :54: