If QVC ran a book club..........

[maggiemay]

I, Claudia

The Great Gobsby (AY)

The Prime of Miss Julia Roberts

Word Meanings – Literally (AY)

 

[BenFongTorres]

Catcher in the Ryvita - Jill Franks

Drapes of Cloth - Glen Campbell

Life of Pi - A History of Limetree Pantry Pastries

Smothering Tights - The Guide to Wearing a Little Sock - Glen Campbell

The Adventures of Pinocchio - A History of the Actual Lies I've Literally Told - Alison Young

What um er whoops Katy erm ah Did Next - Kathy er um ah well whoops Tayler

A Tale of Two Titties - Julia Roberts

Little Women - A Small Volume - Julia Roberts.

This thread has already wounded me with laughter and now this......

That's it.


DEAD.

 

[iclaudipuss]

The Long Walk to Free-dom - The Art of Shameless Blagging - Anne Dawson

Samson and the Tiler - My Life in DIY - Orlando Khota

The Man With the Golden Gurn, or, How I Nearly Played James Bond - Dale Franklin

Just a Thong at Twilight - Glen Campbell

Far From the Madding Cloud-ier - Claudia Sylvester

Once Upon a Time in the Vest - The True Story of Slim 'n' Lift

First Cat is the Deepest - Catherine Huntley

From Bristol With Love - Craig Rowe

Oops, I Did it Again - Kathy um Tayler

Tits a Small World After All - Julia Roberts

 

[Daisy2911]

Was inspired by Iclaudipuss..
"Tittytittybangbang" by Julia Roberts..

 

[Daisy2911]

"101 Ways to Stroke a Pashmina" by Suzy Adams (branching out from NN) :sun:

 

[Lola Rose]

Bump! Lov'in it!

 

[silversequin]

A Tale of Two Easy Payments

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist (it's SO fashion forward and also available in animal print)

 

[iclaudipuss]

The Best Lace of our Lives - Michelle Hope-less

Spontaneous Human Combustion - A User's Guide - Kim Mendelson

A Nylon Life in MontrealCanada - Kim Mendelson

Oh, For Duck's Sake - The Quacker Factory story

The Rough Guide to Embalmers - Tova Borgnine

Granny, Get Your Gun - Julian Ballantyne

'ow to Speeek Wiz Le Rubbish French Accent in Deux Easy Stages - Sara G

The Breast is Yet to Come - Julian Roberts

 

[Kitee]

Great thread - thanks for the laugh everyone.

 

[Jabbathehut]

The taming of the Shrew by Leighton Denny and Aly Young

Much Ado about Nothing by Ali Young

King Leer ( as opposed to Lear) by Glenn Campbell

 

[Jabbathehut]

Barefoot in the park by Glenn Campbell

The Diary of JILL Franks ( a BLANK book on which to record your musings)

 

[medusa]

Nineteen eighty four and other good fashion looks ... By Michelle hope

The Lion,the witch and the wardrobe a collaboration by Dennis Basso,Gill Franks and Glen Campbell

 

[Mrs James]

Nineteen eighty four and other good fashion looks ... By Michelle hope

The Lion,the witch and the wardrobe a collaboration by Dennis Basso,Gill Franks and Glen Campbell

.........:laughs:

 

[sillysausage]

The Best Lace of our Lives - Michelle Hope-less

Spontaneous Human Combustion - A User's Guide - Kim Mendelson

A Nylon Life in MontrealCanada - Kim Mendelson

Oh, For Duck's Sake - The Quacker Factory story

The Rough Guide to Embalmers - Tova Borgnine

Granny, Get Your Gun - Julian Ballantyne

'ow to Speeek Wiz Le Rubbish French Accent in Deux Easy Stages - Sara G

The Breast is Yet to Come - Julian Roberts

Oh puss, thanks for this. I am still giggling to myself as I read this like a silly sausage... Good job I'm home alone...:flower:

 

[watersiren]

A Tribute to Ian Fleming...

Your Word Is Not Enough - by Richard Jackson

For Your Pockets Only - by Lulu Guiness

Lie Another Day - by Alison Young

Tomorrow Never Lies - by Lulu

You Only Eat Twice - by Jill Franks

Moondraper - by George Simonton


And a two-volume special edition:

For Your Bosoms Only
A View That Can Kill

by Julia Roberts

 

[medusa]

"Spontaneous Human Combustion - A User's Guide - Kim Mendelson"

That made me spit coffee on my keyboard

 

[silversequin]

" a handful of dust" Jenifer Kirk's re-working of the Waugh classic

"One flew over the cuckoo's nest" a comprehensive history of Quacker fashion

 

[barbedwire]

Toupee or Not Toupee - by Philip Kingsley

Ten Green Spirulena Tablets Rattling in the Jar - by Jill Franks

My Secret Life as a Pie-vate Detective - by Malcolm Harradine aka Magnum PIE

 

[shushkin!]

"its extraordinary!" Pippas autobiography

"just like that!" - Dales autobiography the story of a loveable man who loved the spot light

Sorry my offerings are a bit limp next to the wonderful contributions on this
brilliant thread.

 

[silversequin]

"The secret garden" by Richard Jackson