It's coming back!

[galesgal57]

Give it time ...

When he started at 6pm, he said the first time he met the producer he was lying in a gutter, and he was on top of him!

 

[Deleted member 21838]

wonder if they have tried to get a chef on board. Joe Remblance seems to fn with Create and Craft these days, he was fairly good

Makes a very attractive creme egg and jelly chicken and egg brown sauce sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Looking much more positive on the Big Brands, Big Ticket items this evening...Simon Peters selling a plastic coat hanger this evening. YOU MUST INSURE THIS!!

 

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Now selling a mini-safe for your security and your peace of mind. Something to stop an intruder from interfering with your crown jewels, Simon says..Ooh er...Mrs..Or the intruder could just pick up the mini-safe, put in their swag bag and open it when they get back home later..

 

[galesgal57]

Now selling a mini-safe for your security and your peace of mind. Something to stop an intruder from interfering with your crown jewels, Simon says..Ooh er...Mrs..Or the intruder could just pick up the mini-safe, put in their swag bag and open it when they get back home later..

Put your Tag Hagger in he said! Why does he have to bang repeatedly on everything he sells?

 

[Hammy60]

Now selling a mini-safe for your security and your peace of mind. Something to stop an intruder from interfering with your crown jewels, Simon says..Ooh er...Mrs..Or the intruder could just pick up the mini-safe, put in their swag bag and open it when they get back home later..

He says you may have a Rolex or Breitling.


Strange choice of brands to name, especially from someone who has for years been selling all manner of Chinese made luxury, future heirlooms that must be insured, surely Swan & Edgar, Earnshaw, Duxot etc don't merit being kept in a safe.

 

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Why does he have to have Gladys Pugh with him constantly? She must be on at least £20 for the evening and he is probably on at least £30. That’s more than the cost of the safe to put your Swan & Edgars in to make nobody can ever see them…er…

Have you got a forgetful memory, Dr. O'Oxymoron asks us? Now on to his 92 year old mother, who I'm sure would be delighted her personal life is being discussed at length to flog a 50 quid safe.

Woody, Les, Eric, Alan, Derek...Good Evening to you and all the other buyers....

 

[galesgal57]

Why does he have to have Gladys Pugh with him constantly? She must be on at least £20 for the evening and he is probably on at least £30. That’s more than the cost of the safe to put your Swan & Edgars in to make nobody can ever see them…er…

Have you got a forgetful memory, Dr. O'Oxymoron asks us? Now on to his 92 year old mother, who I'm sure would be delighted her personal life is being discussed at length to flog a 50 quid safe.

Woody, Les, Eric, Alan, Derek...Good Evening to you and all the other buyers....

Shangalang? Ruddy walking sticks again.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

The Home of The Plastic Beeping Walking Sticks next..An hour on this.. Nice bit of scaremongering to follow.. My elderly mother tripped over her £17.99 cane trying to stretch up to hide her £49.99 safe…God help us. I’ve had more class from a Jamboree Bag..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He says you may have a Rolex or Breitling.


Strange choice of brands to name, especially from someone who has for years been selling all manner of Chinese made luxury, future heirlooms that must be insured, surely Swan & Edgar, Earnshaw, Duxot etc don't merit being kept in a safe.

Doesn’t look like an Anthony James he’s wearing on his wrist this evening…

 

[galesgal57]

Doesn’t look like an Anthony James he’s wearing on his wrist this evening…

Said it was a £3000 Nubeo which they are selling tomorrow for about 700.

 

[Herring]

He says you may have a Rolex or Breitling.


Strange choice of brands to name, especially from someone who has for years been selling all manner of Chinese made luxury, future heirlooms that must be insured, surely Swan & Edgar, Earnshaw, Duxot etc don't merit being kept in a safe.

 

[Keep Going]

IW doing it different again.

Pedro Simone is lumbered with the cane again for an hour, since IW take 2 re-appeared all the presenters have been stood up for 4 hours....so demonstrating a cane (walking stick really) Pedro is sitting down holding the cane all folded up


Oh and its back to the batteries, 2 presenters to flog batteries

 

[Keep Going]

What a sales pitch "even if you dont need them...get them!"

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Next Christmas Turkey packs for vegans.. You’re a vegan, I get it, right..But buy a few. You don’t have to eat them..

 

[Herring]

Earlier Peter and Carys (is it? idk) were flogging the (overpriced) rechargeable battery set - all the usual "think of the environment, why keep paying out, this will pay for itself, etc".

40 minutes later they're flogging a tub of non-rechargeable batteries with all the "power when you need it, don't have to wait for them to charge, etc" patter…

Amazed they don't have whiplash from the sudden about turns.

 

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[SiRich]

Looking much more positive on the Big Brands, Big Ticket items this evening...Simon Peters selling a plastic coat hanger this evening. YOU MUST INSURE THIS!!View attachment 26754

was the coat hanger quote 'exquisite' by any chance ?!?!

 

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Can’t work out which one is which?

 

[cheeky chappie]

He says you may have a Rolex or Breitling.

Strange choice of brands to name, especially from someone who has for years been selling all manner of Chinese made luxury, future heirlooms that must be insured, surely Swan & Edgar, Earnshaw, Duxot etc don't merit being kept in a safe.

Just shows what he thinks are truly genuine quality brands, unlike the tat they try to pass off as 'quality'