Random musings and general banter.

[Gooner1963]

It's just slagged off ALL dentists in 1 sentence

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Pedro just said that when he was in his twenties, he went to work in America, and Debbie Reynolds and Cher became like his family, and looked after him! Can this be verified? He tells so many porkies, it's difficult to separate fact fro fiction with him.

Isn’t that similar to James Blunt’s story (and I believe him) about becoming a friend of Carrie Fiisher and Debbie Reynolds’s when he first touring in the USA? I think he was probably working as Ronald McDonald at that time, touring the East Midlands of America…

 

[Hammy60]

Pedro and his ****** first layer leather!

Baby Fields fault for that, he came out with it during IW's first ever Swan & Edgar show and Peter hasn't stopped using it since.

Of course Baby was mixing up his layers, he assumed the first layer is the Top layer (Full-Grain best quality leather) but it's actually the bottom layer (definately not the best leather ).

 

[Jazzydrury]

Baby Fields fault for that, he came out with it during IW's first ever Swan & Edgar show and Peter hasn't stopped using it since.

Of course Baby was mixing up his layers, he assumed the first layer is the Top layer (Full-Grain best quality leather) but it's actually the bottom layer (definately not the best leather ).

Best not to mention anything to Pedro

Sally is currently on air, why does she always scream

 

[cheeky chappie]

Peter's idea of exotic is to wear this ARMAF perfume at a Beefeater or Tudor Inn. Which no doubt he does regularly.

Now we know and he's signed off with his "somebody somewhere loves you" cliché.

Bye Pete, give our regards to Bet and Barbara and Josh. They miss you. We don't.

As we've said before ... they know their target market

 

[cheeky chappie]

Pedro just said that when he was in his twenties, he went to work in America, and Debbie Reynolds and Cher became like his family, and looked after him! Can this be verified? He tells so many porkies, it's difficult to separate fact fro fiction with him.

tbh I've heard that many A list celebs in the states treat their hired help well ...

Cher: Oh Peter, the toilet bowl is simply glistening!
Peter: Yes, I use Blue Magic ...

 

[Lord Helpus]

Best not to mention anything to Pedro

Sally is currently on air, why does she always scream

Her volume control doesn't go below level 9.

 

[cheeky chappie]

FIRST LAYER LEATHER!
WEIGHT!!
HOUR HAND!!!
MINUTE HAND!!!!
SECOND HAND!!!!!
BUY IT!!!!!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

FIRST LAYER LEATHER!
WEIGHT!!
HOUR HAND!!!
MINUTE HAND!!!!
SECOND HAND!!!!!
BUY IT!!!!!!

Even if you don’t want a watch buy it

 

[Lord Helpus]

Pedro just said that when he was in his twenties, he went to work in America, and Debbie Reynolds and Cher became like his family, and looked after him! Can this be verified? He tells so many porkies, it's difficult to separate fact fro fiction with him.

I think he replaced Sonny for a while and the new duo was called Shyster & Cher but it didn't last. He kept messing up the words.

 

[Muttley]

Pedro just said that when he was in his twenties, he went to work in America, and Debbie Reynolds and Cher became like his family, and looked after him! Can this be verified? He tells so many porkies, it's difficult to separate fact fro fiction with him.

Obviously none of us know for sure however to my knowledge he's never said this before. I've seen nothing on here that he's said that, they are big names and he would have been bragging. He didn't say how he allegedly knew them or what work he was doing at the time which might have helped to verify this statement.

I hope there is a fire extinguisher very nearby in the studio (liar, liar, pants on fire)

 

[Gedfan]

The whole concept of selling perfume on TV is ludicrous. The presenters resort to desperate descriptions of smells and comparisons to luxury brands whilst claiming they are not comparing in the next breath.

And Mark Gould on TJC selling OHMG, which means OH Mark Gould - yes, really! Probably cost about 10p.

 

[Muttley]

And Mark Gould on TJC selling OHMG, which means OH Mark Gould - yes, really! Probably cost about 10p.

I doubt it cost that much!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Ode de noir! Thought it was called Club de Nuit Oud. And he wants us to pay £99.99 for it.

Through a friend of a friend of a cousin of a niece of a friend, I have it on very good authority IW will soon be bringing some exciting new fragrances to air ...

Musty
Moldy
Rank
Gross
Nauseous
Puke (pronounced poo-key)
Damp
Moist

You heard it here first

 

[cheeky chappie]

Funny how some presenters moan and groan about certain physical ailments and then seem to have NO issue standing on one of those wibbly wobbly exercise things.

It's almost as if they're making something up

 

[Muttley]

Funny how some presenters moan and groan about certain physical ailments and then seem to have NO issue standing on one of those wibbly wobbly exercise things.

It's almost as if they're making something up

Oh stop being so cynical, I believe them!