The QVC cruise

[Jack Bohlen]

Here's good idea, well when I say GOOD idea I'm being slightly disingenuous. But hear me out. Whose up for a QVC cruise!? YAAAY!!!! So it's a 5 day cruise (location to be named at a later date but ideas welcome) with all of your favourite presenters on board! It's quite a busy schedule of live shows and presentations on the main stage, in the cabaret bar, and around the pool ... with some items being available to buy in the onboard shops. PLUS, all food served is available to buy ... you won't want to miss the famous Andi Peter's buffet I can assure you! But the HIGHLIGHT of the cruise will be the evening entertainmet, with Julia Roberts' wonderful cabaret extravaganza! All the songs from the shows, tap-dancing ...etc. etc. oh I promise you, it will be an unforgettable experience. Any questions and I will try to answer ... it's all very hush-hush at the moment.

 

[Lilo Lil]

Will Andi Peters get stuffed for the buffet table?

 

[Jack Bohlen]

Will Andi Peters get stuffed for the buffet table?

Not sure, but I forget to mention that Alison will be giving demonstrations in the beauty salon between 10am-12 and 2-4pm. You'll be able to learn how to apply all of the latest make-up techniques whilst speaking in the most condescending way possible. It should be quite a show!

 

[donna255]

CHuntly will be going table to table simpering and doing little wiggle table dances. Oh, baby you are so pretty, gorgeous shake it

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Will old Skin buy us all a round? Or has she locked her wallet in the Purser’s cupboard? Not a euphemism…

 

[Jack Bohlen]

Will old Skin buy us all a round? Or has she locked her wallet in the Purser’s cupboard? Not a euphemism…

I don't get the reference. Did I mention Yoga and Pilates classes? They will take place in the Marjolein Brugman studio on deck 4. The first 10 participants will get a pair of signed leggings from Julia Roberts.

 

[Grizelda]

Don't leave out Jill Franks. She will do a dance routine followed by stand up.

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

Don’t forget delboy will have a pop up store on the main deck,mainly selling books by a well known self proclaimed qvc novelist

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Has she got a nom de plume? Penny Dredfull?

 

[AndiK]

Here's good idea, well when I say GOOD idea I'm being slightly disingenuous. But hear me out. Whose up for a QVC cruise!? YAAAY!!!! So it's a 5 day cruise (location to be named at a later date but ideas welcome) with all of your favourite presenters on board! It's quite a busy schedule of live shows and presentations on the main stage, in the cabaret bar, and around the pool ... with some items being available to buy in the onboard shops. PLUS, all food served is available to buy ... you won't want to miss the famous Andi Peter's buffet I can assure you! But the HIGHLIGHT of the cruise will be the evening entertainmet, with Julia Roberts' wonderful cabaret extravaganza! All the songs from the shows, tap-dancing ...etc. etc. oh I promise you, it will be an unforgettable experience. Any questions and I will try to answer ... it's all very hush-hush at the moment.

No interest, thanks, but I’ll happily man the submarine that sinks it.

 

[Suki 1]

Will old Skin buy us all a round? Or has she locked her wallet in the Purser’s cupboard? Not a euphemism…

Who is old Skin?

 

[merryone]

Here's good idea, well when I say GOOD idea I'm being slightly disingenuous. But hear me out. Whose up for a QVC cruise!? YAAAY!!!! So it's a 5 day cruise (location to be named at a later date but ideas welcome) with all of your favourite presenters on board! It's quite a busy schedule of live shows and presentations on the main stage, in the cabaret bar, and around the pool ... with some items being available to buy in the onboard shops. PLUS, all food served is available to buy ... you won't want to miss the famous Andi Peter's buffet I can assure you! But the HIGHLIGHT of the cruise will be the evening entertainmet, with Julia Roberts' wonderful cabaret extravaganza! All the songs from the shows, tap-dancing ...etc. etc. oh I promise you, it will be an unforgettable experience. Any questions and I will try to answer ... it's all very hush-hush at the moment.

I'd love that!!!

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Who is old Skin?

Flint..

 

[Grizelda]

Don’t forget delboy will have a pop up store on the main deck,mainly selling books by a well known self proclaimed qvc novelist

Signed copies cost extra

 

[Vienna]

I`d love to see a few walk the plank !

 

[Letz-be-avenue]

I can imagine Glen Campbell in a chief purser's uniform. Sporting a neckerchief that you can dress up or down with a nice little pump

 

[slinky]

I can imagine Glen Campbell in a chief purser's uniform. Sporting a neckerchief that you can dress up or down with a nice little pump

genius!!!

 

[Muttley28]

Can you use CRUISE4EZ when booking?

 

[Grizelda]

genius!!!

If the cruise is in the Med, he might wear a little white short

 

[ERICS MUM]

Yes, with an apple in his mouth.