Random musings and general banter.

[Keep Going]

Those sausages look seriously underdone, the bacon not much better.

Fair play to Joe he did say they needed longer.....Pedro wasnt fazed at all mind! A sausage is a sausage in his eyes!

 

[Keep Going]

What an ar5e he really is, end of the hour, Pedro kisses Joe. Get a grip!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Did he just kiss him on the upper lips? How ghastly.

 

[Hammy60]

The Brand name is Progress which is not a bad brand, Newly Arrival sounds like bad english

It's UP Global Sourcing that owns them, same owner as Beldray, they bought Progress from the Administrators when PCS brands went into administration.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What an ar5e he really is, end of the hour, Pedro kisses Joe. Get a grip!

We can only suspect what he will be gripping off-camera..

 

[galesgal57]

We can only suspect what he will be gripping off-camera..

As long as he's not fisting!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Their after sales service is umpeccibell.

Welcome, Peter van Nohreseerche… Bluff your way through it, mate. Hope there’s no difficult questions read out.

The Today’s Star Buy promo on repeat in the background. Rutland Weekend Television lives.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

What is Pedro wearing on his feet.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Stilettos?

Tesco Polti? A complimentary accessory kit is included.. You look wonderful, oh Owner.. Today’s Star Buy…Today’s Star Buy…Today’s Star Buy…What a load of school hall cobblers it all is..

Oh…those useless corded vacuums… What are we selling.. Are you sure it is the cordless script? Simon looks like he is holding a prop from a Steeleye Span gig.

 

[Keep Going]

Is Pedro wearing ten pin bowling shoes?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

This Proscenic cordless is the best. This plug in vacuum is the best. Now this Polti is the best, until the next vacuum they need to flog.

 

[galesgal57]

The latest from Dr.Keller?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Just wait until Bev is next selling one of these on Shop on TV. You don't get the accessory kit, and you will have to pay £6.95 postage, but the vacuum sells for £147, or it did about 1 month ago when I was watching Bev demonstrating it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dr. Beer Keller…Van Terrenchkombatt telling us the filters were first employed as trench preparation kit for the British Expeditionary Force at the Retreat from Mons in 1914. Clclucktion Power…Duck!!!

 

[Keep Going]

Just buy this Polti and get a Proscenic cordless free (as we tried like hell to shift them but just couldnt)

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh Hammy is here. They must be getting pissed off with the posts again.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

It even replaces that £39.99 corded upright vacuum, the one Pedro said you cannot beat the power of a plug in about it.

 

[Keep Going]

Fake review in coming!!

Hello to the gallery

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Isn’t it past their bedtime?

You need to get this home and use it. Then try and return it. Polti do things to the ‘tenth’ degree? Er…

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying.​