does a cracking Spanish accent too by all accounts, answers to the name of Juan Kerr!
It still amazes me Sally Jacks keeps claiming this 'northern bird' tag or in her accent 'nowvern bird'. She might be living in Lancashire these days but she sounds about as northern as Harry Redknapp.
@Hammy60 you missed caravan of love house martins!!
Amazing. When you think you've seen the best ways to critique and have fun with these Chinese watch brands, then someone goes above and beyond and makes a truly top-notch piece of comedy, video, writing and excels at it. 10/10.A new watch brand that would have been right up IW's street.
(for those that don't know, Ben has a youtube channel reviewing affordable side of watch collecting, but take great pleasure in taking the piss out of those brands claiming they make luxury watches but are just cheap Chinese junk, ie like Swan & Edgar)
something about cooking and telly, always enjoyed watching Rick Stein, James Martin, Masterchef, would I attempt to cook any of it....No.Yes, same here. Enjoy the food segments, like the Xmas selection, AndiP stuff, hampers, beef/steaks, Hotel Chocolat and mainly the Real Pie Company (which went bust or restarted under competitor I heard and moved from Kent/Sussex to Midlands somewhere).
Like looking at the pies full of meat ( but I read on here somewhere they are stuffed for TV and not always like that on delivery???). Always makes me hungry.
The presenters actually put me off when they start ooohing and ahhhing about how wonderful and superbly tasty the pie is... What croc. It's a pie with meat. It's not ambrosia of the gods
Then I work out the per pie/item price, and for lesser items like sausage rolls, factoring in their high p&p and it usually comes to over £3.50 per item and I realise I can get same or better for much less locally! And there's not enough room in the freezer for all the pies, steaks stuff I want anyway!!!!
His name was Tony Little. I bought a few thinks of his back in the day on Qvc.
But I DO like the look of it, especially the octagonAmazing. When you think you've seen the best ways to critique and have fun with these Chinese watch brands, then someone goes above and beyond and makes a truly top-notch piece of comedy, video, writing and excels at it. 10/10.
They even have a full website and store with the same comedy descriptions where I think you can buy the merchandise, even the Chinese watches they are taking the P out of...
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Lol. As someone said on the comments on the YT video, they'd not seen the octagon design on Alibaba/China catalogues before!
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does a cracking Spanish accent too by all accounts, answers to the name of Juan Kerr!
It still amazes me Sally Jacks keeps claiming this 'northern bird' tag or in her accent 'nowvern bird'. She might be living in Lancashire these days but she sounds about as northern as Harry Redknapp.
@Hammy60 you missed caravan of love house martins!!
Don’t mean any of those apps . I refer to an app which allows qvc addicts to show off all the lovely things they’ve bought - Qurio! Worth a look for the comedy value!Assume you mean eBay, Vinted, Gumtree or another suchlike?!
Actually, the one real thing I do have, (apart from an old Dansette), is a Six Million Dollar man bionic Steve Austin action figure in his Rocket ship, which converts into a mobile operating theatre!
Apparently now worth £250+.
Due to Sallys health issues, she had to shield during Lockdown, got a feeling she was off air for nearly a year, only doing voiceovers from home, when she returned to work, I don’t think she felt easy going back to hotels so she purchased her Caravan, to stay in during her shifts, in the car park, I now during lockdown, IW had like portable cabins in the car park, for Presenters and Guests who would normally have stayed in a hotel
I'm still laughing at this - thank you. Didn't she polish up her vowels and soften her voice in order to show us lucky punters around the caravan. I didn't enjoy the 'there's my bed at the back' bit, nor the "I'm in here just on my own for 99.9% of the time' bits. I was almost expecting her to point a cordless landline phone at the screen and start shaking it, whilst some overly-loud, repetitive music played over the silent VT...does a cracking Spanish accent too by all accounts, answers to the name of Juan Kerr!
It still amazes me Sally Jacks keeps claiming this 'northern bird' tag or in her accent 'nowvern bird'. She might be living in Lancashire these days but she sounds about as northern as Harry Redknapp.
@Hammy60 you missed caravan of love house martins!!
she sounded completely different. Lasted just under 5 mins I wasn't going to sit through all that
