Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Rattan Scabies and Roland Rattan are reunited again next.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Good news. His chronic knees problems which were so bad earlier, he couldn’t work a stepper above the lower levels when seated, have now been improved 100 percent with the collagen product he is flogging an hour later. There are absolutely no beginnings to his credibility.

Juveniles in the Gallery again…

Yeah, what do they know about Mr Wimpy, the ice cream man from Pete's yoof.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Rattan Scabies and Roland Rattan are reunited again next.

That Damned rat.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Neat Neat Neat, My Lord….

Find The Lady on the decorating table to come…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Spot the tat, anyone will do.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Watch Peter jump back when Pete coughs...

 

[Lord Helpus]

He certainly wasn’t on Swap Shop either.

Yeah he was.

He was in a double act...

Mr Blobby and Mr Gobby.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Love all the coded we are ‘watching you’ references…The forum usernames as ‘customer’ texts…Now a rattan reference in the context of placing one of those lamps with your rattan furniture. Unfortunately, some people never got theirs to put it on. Glad they both know Paris so well…Not cheap going there for a fancy jolly.

 

[galesgal57]

Mention of the Rattan furniture. Can't bring the metal detectors because of supply problems. Probably still stuck in the container ship.

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

He now says it helps if you have Nobility issues...

V good for the aristocracy.

I don't really want to brag you know.

Being the Duke of Khitomer is a hard life.

 

[Lord Helpus]

The two Peters have won me over.

I'm going to multibuy those lamps to light my stately home.

Mind you, the staff will need to arrange a recharge rosta as we only have a few USB points.

There was no call for them in the 18th century doncha know.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The lorry carrying the metal detectors broke down en-route. Drove under some abandoned rattan sofas and the differential snapped.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I don't really want to brag you know.

Being the Duke of Khitomer is a hard life.

Do you know the Duke of Earl by any chance?

 

[galesgal57]

The metal detector's lorry broke down, so hoping to bring it to air in the next seven days. Broke down? Where, Mumbai, Shanghai?

 

[galesgal57]

An industrial 50kg trolley for your luggage. Who does he think he's talking to SallyJacks, she could take it business class with all her clothes.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Love all the coded we are ‘watching you’ references…The forum usernames as ‘customer’ texts…Now a rattan reference in the context of placing one of those lamps with your rattan furniture. Unfortunately, some people never got theirs to put it on. Glad they both know Paris so well…Not cheap going there for a fancy jolly.

It was a business trip.

They went to collect a cotchel of LED Eiffel Tower lamps, coming soon to your screen.

Just BUY them!!!

Not only because....

 

[Lord Helpus]

The metal detector's lorry broke down, so hoping to bring it to air in the next seven days. Broke down? Where, Mumbai, Shanghai?

They haven't found it yet...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

An apology of a price. I don’t know what they mean?

clickonstore.net :: Catering Equipment Ltd.

 

[exmothian]

Pick of The Day - 50Kg Heavy Duty Folding Metal Trolley
Ideal for electricians,plumbers and builders says he.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I wouldn’t be putting 50 Kgs of anything on that thing.