Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

He has been getting closer to Natalia the last few weeks

 

[Mommabear]

He'll turn into Simon Cowell's twin by Christmas

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I cannot work out if he has had nasal tip lifting botox or dermal fillers, to change the shape of it. Never paid much attension to it before, now can't take my eyes of it and the eyebrows.

 

[Mommabear]

He has been getting closer to Natalia the last few weeks

She was looking at him strangely last week, she'll probably burst out laughing when she sees him next

 

[galesgal57]

Vibropower at noon, shorts and t shirt time.

 

[postmanpat68]

The scary signs of 'Bad Botox' are asymmetry of facial movement, excessive brow elevation and unnatural brow shape, noticeable upper-eyelid hooding, a 'frozen' look, and some lines getting smoother and others looking exaggerated,

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Never seen in the same room as Jocelyn Wildenstein.

What was this before, Charlie? Charlie nose……£700, wasn’t it? £19.99? Nose way…I’m going to conk out hearing that… What a marvellous schnozzle it has…I’m blown away…Bogie on Reggae Woman… Now…Hammy in Aberdeen. Wonderful Hammy. Now, she carries this nose..erm..hose on all his coastal walks across Switzerland…Thank you, Hammy.. Noes stopping to your contributions..

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

He needs to go and visit Dr Paul Nassif on Botched.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If the Gallery are reading this he’s bought it on himself

 

[Mommabear]

Probably looks in the mirror in breaks

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

If the Gallery are reading this he’s bought it on himself

They will be having a laugh behind his back, it is human nature.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Was Natalia on earlys I wonder, if so she’s probably seen him

 

[galesgal57]

Was Natalia on earlys I wonder, if so she’s probably seen him

I suspect she's been advising him.

 

[galesgal57]

What a load of crap about these Buddha's. Would look good in a bathroom. Where would you plug it in?

 

[Jazzydrury]

At least he darent sell those devices again now

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Are people of the view he’s had some sort of buttox injection meant for his upper
lips, but Andrea Bocelli missed and stuck it in his nose? Now…which Fuk Luk Sau are you going to go for? The cheap plastic Harry Monk one? Eternal luck? He obviously hasn’t bought one yet. These plastic icons from China nose nose bounds…

 

[Mommabear]

He'd look better with sunglasses on, hide things a bit

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

It is the area at the top of his nose, and between his eyebrows that looks weird as, think you call it the glabella. The bridge of his nose looks wider? I just hpe he doesn't start chatting to Keiran from TJC.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He reminds me of Rondo Hatton this morning.

I’ve got very few remaining..(10,000 in the warehouse for future shows).

 

[galesgal57]

That monk has a big shiny forehead, just like Pedro's. Who has a plug socket in a bathroom?