Random musings and general banter.

Hammy60

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Speaking of <cough> experts.

Alex doing the GX pillow, and comparing with a profile pillow, of course the profile pillow is only of use to 30% of the world's population, no use for 70% of us so onto the floor it goes.

Which is strange as, we didn't get this negative details about profile pillows when they were flogging the Dormeo Memosan Anatomic profile pillow a couple of weeks ago, if fact quite the opposite there was nothing but positives mentioned and it most definitely wasn't tossed aside and end up on the floor. ;):ROFLMAO:
 

cheeky chappie

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The same ceramic heater as last time but with a different brand name on the box? Check.

Showing outside winter footage even if it's quite mild in the UK? Check.

Outrageously inaccurate weather forecast making out next week's going to be colder than inside your freezer cabinet? Check.

"Only heat the room you're in not the whole house"? Check.

Mr. Charisma himself with temperature probes and heat-sensitive camera waiting for something to happen? Check.

"It's still getting hotter even after I've turned off the power"? Check.

Can't wait (y)
They will LOVE using the energy price increases in their heating shows, I can hear them now referring to how beneficial it is to just heat one room given the cost of energy is rising. Faux sincere look to camera, see how nice we are trying to save you money, we're so charitable.

Yeah, I'll buy one heater then wheel it room to room because I'm a

TWAT
 

cheeky chappie

Well-known member
Yuk its My Pillow time again.

it states they have 400,000 products on there website, so why do we get the same rubbish every day
How DARE you!

Every single product IW sell is of the highest quality, sold to unsuspecting mugs, oops sorry I mean valued customers, at vastly reduced prices.

IW, the quality sh1tes through, oops sorry I mean shines through.
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Yuk its My Pillow time again.

it states they have 400,000 products on there website, so why do we get the same rubbish every day

Although it's on their web site, they are not actually the seller, their web site is only providing a platform for sellers to sell on, a bit like ebay, IW take through their web site take the order and money but pass all details and money to the seller, who then fulfills your order, any problems with the item/order you've to contact the seller not IW, but unlike ebay IW take absolutely no responsibility for any item bought through the marketplace on their web site.

But like you, i'm surprised IW have such a limited list of items which are shown on TV.
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
They will LOVE using the energy price increases in their heating shows, I can hear them now referring to how beneficial it is to just heat one room given the cost of energy is rising. Faux sincere look to camera, see how nice we are trying to save you money, we're so charitable.

Yeah, I'll buy one heater then wheel it room to room because I'm a

TWAT

As well as price of energy i can hear this sales tactic in my mind already.

'All of our heaters are electric so won't be effected by any potential gas shortages, of course we are not saying there will be gas shortages, but with the problems with the supply chain, why not play safe and try one of our electric heaters just in case, go on check out your baskets.'
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Oh Alex the expert is back with the Dormeo mattress and we're getting the old, 150 year old spring technology story and Dormeo's solution - "what they've done is come up with this fantastic idea, which is these pocketed springs."

Yeah, great idea from Dormeo, just a shame that idea was thought up in 1899, 103 years before Dormeo existed. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

nothing worse than trying to claim credit for someone else's invention, just typical behaviour from IW's pretendy experts and presenters. :mad::mad:
 

Nellykins

Well-known member
I think there’s a bit of Illness going around that building.

The other day Create and Craft had Dawn Wheeler who is a expert, presenting, because of staff shortages, She done both, presented and experted, and performed both tasks well.

So why do IW, have 2 experts, when surely if you have Shona as a expert, she could do both.

Are you daft? You haven't thought that through. If Shona is presenting to the camera, who is going to be sat massaging the mattress and giving out the odd low moan like they're auditioning for a soft porn movie? 😂
 

Nellykins

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Although it's on their web site, they are not actually the seller, their web site is only providing a platform for sellers to sell on, a bit like ebay, IW take through their web site take the order and money but pass all details and money to the seller, who then fulfills your order, any problems with the item/order you've to contact the seller not IW, but unlike ebay IW take absolutely no responsibility for any item bought through the marketplace on their web site.

But like you, i'm surprised IW have such a limited list of items which are shown on TV.

I heard Shaun saying the other day that we need to watch out for a new product launch coming soon, a blender that cooks. Didn't they used to flog the Vitamix years ago which done exactly that?
I also notice that they have a pizza oven launching tomorrow (Friday). It was only last night that Jack was telling us not to bother with those expensive pizza ovens and to cook our pizzas in the Tower air frying oven.
 

Nellykins

Well-known member
Let's not forget when selling heaters a year or so back, she advised us the thermostat on their heater was 'sensing the temperature from all 4 corners of the room' or some such guff.

Talking of heaters, given we're going into winter, I suppose viewers will be subjected to multiple heater shows in the not too distant future!
You spoke too soon. They've got a Warm Home Heating Solutions show on tomorrow (Friday) night at 9.45pm. Same old claptrap as every year probably.
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
I heard Shaun saying the other day that we need to watch out for a new product launch coming soon, a blender that cooks. Didn't they used to flog the Vitamix years ago which done exactly that?
I also notice that they have a pizza oven launching tomorrow (Friday). It was only last night that Jack was telling us not to bother with those expensive pizza ovens and to cook our pizzas in the Tower air frying oven.

Not sure about Vitamix, but did hear Shaun mention the blender that cooks was launching soon.

Jack is always contradicting what he says, one show with the air friers or mini ovens, it's all, we don't need a big oven and you waste money, takes half an hour to heat up blah blah, then when he doing pans with removable handles, he's always filling a big oven with pans and how great it is you can use these pans in your oven.
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Are you daft? You haven't thought that through. If Shona is presenting to the camera, who is going to be sat massaging the mattress and giving out the odd low moan like they're auditioning for a soft porn movie? 😂

You don't need two folk for that, My names Shaun btw manages that all on his own when he's flogging women's clothing, it's really diturbing the sounds he makes as he's stroking the material and saying how good it will look on 'me mam'. :eek::ROFLMAO:
 

cheeky chappie

Well-known member
I notice Caprice is on later, last time she was on she couldn’t keep still, moving the bedding etc
I caught a few mins of two shows with her and agree, she seems quite ill at ease. Maybe she was hoping to be on QVC or maybe she partakes of strong caffeine ;)

I had to chuckle at one of the clips I watched, even Mike M said nothing, he just sat there, waited a few secs (silence) then politely moved on.

Why?

Cause she said something like 'oh I apologise for this dress, it's a size too small and too short!' then proceeded to bend over to rearrange the bedding. Good job it wasn't Peter S presenting with her, the 'funny' 70's jokes and gurning would probably have gone into overdrive!
 

cheeky chappie

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Peter S doing a keep fit show last night. He was wearing the usual t-shirt and shorts, with the belly on show. I genuinely wonder if he's doing this for comic effect i.e. wearing a top he knows is a bit short. Regardless, it's not a good look!
 

Jazzydrury

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I caught a few mins of two shows with her and agree, she seems quite ill at ease. Maybe she was hoping to be on QVC or maybe she partakes of strong caffeine ;)

I had to chuckle at one of the clips I watched, even Mike M said nothing, he just sat there, waited a few secs (silence) then politely moved on.

Why?

Cause she said something like 'oh I apologise for this dress, it's a size too small and too short!' then proceeded to bend over to rearrange the bedding. Good job it wasn't Peter S presenting with her, the 'funny' 70's jokes and gurning would probably have gone into overdrive!
Yes when she kept bending to move the bedding, you could see her leg and everything, I will be watching her show today, not for the bedding, but to see how it goes
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Peter S doing a keep fit show last night. He was wearing the usual t-shirt and shorts, with the belly on show. I genuinely wonder if he's doing this for comic effect i.e. wearing a top he knows is a bit short. Regardless, it's not a good look!

He always looks scruffy and it's always the same clothes he wears, think he just has a few changes stored in his dressing room (or whatever room the presenters use) at IW and he rarely updates anything, although he did have a white polo shirt a few months back for a change. I laugh at when he's implying that the vibro power is working miracles on him and he lifts his polo and says can you see the definition in my ab muscles? Nope Peter just fat. :ROFLMAO:

Speaking of wearing the same stuff all the time, drone guy, it's easy to predict his outfit, dark coloured round neck jumper, sleeves pushed up to elbows, jeans and black trainers (odd occasion black shoes), it's the same scruffy style every time he's on, never changes. You would think with the millions of drones he's sold he could at least afford a shirt/trousers for a change. :ROFLMAO:
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Ah well Clawley says the Carbon RGMT is really special and unique, certainly looks it, looks like a poor attempt at trying to copy he style/look of Luminox and Traser watches. £1300 RRP :eek:

Wish there was a phone in, would ask Clawley what the Tridium is, you would think he would hear Mason saying Tritium, but no keeps saying Tridium. :eek::ROFLMAO:
 
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Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Clawley it's a £1500-£2000 watch any day of the week.


So why you selling it at £180?

And who in their right mind is paying £2000 for a watch with an NH35 in it.:rolleyes:
 

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