Random musings and general banter.

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Not them copper socks again. Least we don’t have Jacks wittering on about sales of these socks have provided the most free meals.

 

[galesgal57]

Socks for police officers to follow. Surprised they want to make their buying market even narrower.

I see what you did there. I was thinking more along the lines of connecting him to the mains wearing them to see how conductive they are. Follow through anyone?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It sounds as if he is reading from the product’s instructions off-camera. He clearly knows very little else about what he is demonstrating. May and probably litter his patter. Calling all giraffes - buy two pairs - one for each foot…

 

[Mommabear]

It sounds as if he is reading from the product’s instructions off-camera. He clearly knows very little else about what he is demonstrating. May and probably litter his patter.

You can always tell when he's reading....and when he's finished, cos he reverts back to normal

Mason Mike usually has notes behind a display box, when needed, which isn't often

 

[Duke of Cheese]

These socks ‘May’ part The Red Sea….Wholeanne? Why have you come on the studio floor? When are we doing that mop again?? Leers to camera.

Night sweats tonight. He’ll be freezing in his bed again tomorrow when they are flogging heaters.

 

[headintheclouds]

My first post (please be kind!) but I had to seek this forum out to share my horror at what I’m watching on TV right now. Just channel hopping and landed on Peter Simon.
Is this parody TV?! Surely this can’t be passing for a genuine presentation?!!! How the hell do they get away with it?! It’s absolute ‘car crash’ TV - it’s horrific…but I can’t take my eyes off it - help!

 

[headintheclouds]

…oh, and is he paid per mention of the word ‘right’?!

 

[galesgal57]

He's been getting away with it for years car crash TV, but as you say, strangely compelling. We all watch, mainly so we can have a laugh at what we are seeing. We sometimes get angry too. It's very entertaining.

 

[galesgal57]

…oh, and is he paid per mention of the word ‘right’?!

Right and okay. He has trouble pronouncing a lot of words.

 

[Gooner1963]

…oh, and is he paid per mention of the word ‘right’?!

The other word he uses 5 times a sentence is okay

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Trouble is he doesn…Okay… I was soaked in ur…Erm..Charlie? Have we got how many…erm urine last n…Joolio? Are they saying I never compl….Now…Our Bet…Right….O….O…O…K…

 

[Gooner1963]

Making wild claims about the socks but they get away with it by using the word MAY

 

[headintheclouds]

Trouble is he doesn…Okay… I was soaked in ur…Erm..Charlie? Have we got how many…erm urine last n…Joolio? Are they saying I never compl….Now…Our Bet…Right….O….O…O…K…

Perfectly put! I can’t believe what I’m watching - talk about the lowest of the low

 

[Gooner1963]

Got a feeling this grabber is going to be the new walking stick never off air

 

[Duke of Cheese]

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004136603850.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.3.574d3cc0EfzvIc&algo_pvid=332a567f-40d8-4ec2-af45-2fe5fa8b77f6&algo_exp_id=332a567f-40d8-4ec2-af45-2fe5fa8b77f6-1&pdp_npi=4%40dis%21GBP%214.98%210.39%21%21%216.22%210.49%21%40211b615317101915806192961e2b6b%2112000028153183702%21sea%21UK%210%21AB&curPageLogUid=WQUKbStmgopb&utparam-url=scene%3Asearch%7Cquery_from%3A

 

[Gooner1963]

Perfectly put! I can’t believe what I’m watching - talk about the lowest of the low

Wait until you see there not a direct comparison prices you won't believe your eyes lol

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Reprising Ronald McDonald must seem like playing Hamlet at The Globe (Inn) to him nowadays.

Buy all four, Julieanneo. One for each limb….

WhosWholio? Why were you telling me to get people to buy all four again? Hoodareswinnio??

 

[Gooner1963]

Simple question of what weight it can pick up & they haven't got a ******* clue said it could pick up money with the magnet which of our coins are magnetic ?

 

[Hammy60]

Reprising Ronald McDonald must seem like playing Hamlet at The Globe (Inn) to him nowadays.

Buy all four, Julieanneo. One for each limb….

WhosWholio? Why were you telling me to get people to buy all four again? Hoodareswinnio??

I was in there on Saturday after our cup match, watched the second half of the rugby Italy/Scotland , had the The Globe cheeseburger with extra chilli, yummy.

I know not the same Globe Inn.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Rob is on with the grabber