Random musings and general banter.

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Now to carry on, we have Gen pretending to know about beauty.

 

[Kit10]

I bought one.

Hope you used the flexis

 

[Lord Helpus]

I see Velma from scooby doo is back helping herself to sell skin care products.

 

[galesgal57]

Like the pheromone spray? Then to the pub to pick up some birds.

Bottom at its finest.

 

[Hammy60]

Hope you used the flexis

I don't know Peter didn't say how i'm paying.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

I think William Hunt must be based in Yorkshire.
On the IW website their Eau de Parfum is described as Oud Parfum.
Pic attached.

Scene: In a northern terrace, 1920s.
Man in cloth cap turns to wife, or whippet.
Man “Eh up, owr lass, wud thi like a bucket er that Oud Perfume from t’telly fer thi birthdy? William ‘Unt”
Woman/whippet: “Don’t yew be usin’ that rhyming slang on me, yer foul mouthed gibbon. And no. I don’t want any of that awful stuff. Smells like grandad’s undercrackers. An’ int it time we buried ‘im?”
Grandad: “I’m not dead yet”

To be continued…..

 

[cheeky chappie]

The fools queued all night for Windows 95 in 1995. Their money straight into Bill Gates' pocket.

I'm still running 95 as my main OS, I like to get my monies worth

 

[cheeky chappie]

This is the first time I’ve ever watched one of the watch shows. Wow. Even I, who knows bugger all about watches realised that this was all highly dubious. Did they actually sell any?

Flying out!!!
Website went crazy!!!
Internet's in meltdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Keep this to yourself as I'm not supposed to say anything.

A friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend who works closely with TJC/IW and the big fragrance houses tells me there's a new fragrance being exclusively launched on IW this coming summer.

It'll be called ...

William Gamunt

An exclusive blend of William Hunt and Gammon.

You read it here first!

 

[Lord Helpus]

I'm still running 95 as my main OS, I like to get my monies worth

Really? On the Web? I thought my XP laptop was passed it.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Keep this to yourself as I'm not supposed to say anything.

A friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend who works closely with TJC/IW and the big fragrance houses tells me there's a new fragrance being exclusively launched on IW this coming summer.

It'll be called ...

William Gamunt

An exclusive blend of William Hunt and Gammon.

You read it here first!

Pongs like used straw.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I think William Hunt must be based in Yorkshire.
On the IW website their Eau de Parfum is described as Oud Parfum.
Pic attached.

Scene: In a northern terrace, 1920s.
Man in cloth cap turns to wife, or whippet.
Man “Eh up, owr lass, wud thi like a bucket er that Oud Perfume from t’telly fer thi birthdy? William ‘Unt”
Woman/whippet: “Don’t yew be usin’ that rhyming slang on me, yer foul mouthed gibbon. And no. I don’t want any of that awful stuff. Smells like grandad’s undercrackers. An’ int it time we buried ‘im?”
Grandad: “I’m not dead yet”

To be continued…..

Willy Hunt might be in Yorshire now. He sure ain't in Saville Row any more.

 

[Jazzydrury]

According to the Craft Telly site, it looks like IW may be getting a new presenter.

Yannis Morgan, who left Create and Craft last week

 

[cheeky chappie]

Really? On the Web? I thought my XP laptop was passed it.

tbh it was meant in jest

 

[galesgal57]

According to the Craft Telly site, it looks like IW may be getting a new presenter.

Yannis Morgan, who left Create and Craft last week

I saw his last show, and assumed he was joining the new channel. He seems like a decent presenter, I suppose he will be knocked into the IW way of selling in due course.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

According to the Craft Telly site, it looks like IW may be getting a new presenter.

Yannis Morgan, who left Create and Craft last week

Is he the guy who presents most of the time when Simon IIes is on selling the whizzy whisk etc? I don't watch it often, so have no idea who the presenters are.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

How long has Gen been selling these shoes? I turned off what seems hours ago and she was selling them back then.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Jen seems to be on her best accent today I see! I mean no dis and dats.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Is he the guy who presents most of the time when Simon IIes is on selling the whizzy whisk etc? I don't watch it often, so have no idea who the presenters are.

Have a feeling he did

 

[Duke of Cheese]

These two have been sniffing glue.

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Still waiting for their first sale.