Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Why did Jacks need to be there?

Remember she's the resident health & wellness guru.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And digital used toilet roll and jammed septic tanks ambassador.

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

Tv consultant to IZAL Toilet Paper
ANDREX Ambassador to the stars

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I woke up around 4am, so put my TV on for a bit. While channel hopping, I noticed Kieran on TJC had shaved his head. I was completely taken aback. I will need a moment to calm down. The belief was that he had undergone a hair transplant to have a full head of hair, but why were some parts of his scalp now bald. Full head of hair one day and it looking like Masons of the Mike's head the next day, although it does look he has some hair on the top, unlike Masons of the Mike The cheeky so and so have been wearing a replacement hair system for a while now, having everyone colude in the illusion he had a full head of hair.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Probably a £9.99 one from the other channel and the glue melted under the lights.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Dad didn’t order my sense in the end. Were going to try a apple tag.

Have a feeling that hour had been recorded after Sallys earlier shift, even though Mark had the same jumper. On

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ideal World is 24 next Wednesday sort off, wonder if it will get a mention, Reason I wonder is even though Create and Craft have had various owners, they are recognising, they are 21.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She brings absolutely nothing to the decorating table for me whatsoever other than an annoyingly loud screeching voice and a ME-ME repartee. If her voice isn’t speaking then the show is lousy, in her view. You can always spot a bad listener, as they look straight through you when you talking, and then stare intently at you when their upper orifice is going up and down, and she is one of them. Ryes, in fairness, dealt with the issues raised in a sensitive manner and had some useful direct input to offer on the benefits of the system offered to maintain independence and sustain reassurance to the observer, quoting his mother as an example. While Izal just squawked anecdotal ramblings of no use whatsoever to anybody. Ryes should have been left to do the presentation himself without Queen Anne of Drex to ruin things. Wind your neck in, Luv, and stick to the £9.99 scents.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Ideal World is 24 next Wednesday sort off, wonder if it will get a mention, Reason I wonder is even though Create and Craft have had various owners, they are recognising, they are 21.

The original Ideal World would turn in its Green Beetle if it saw this one. Just a blessing in one sense that Steve isn’t around to witness it. Very consumer focused, he was.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The original Ideal World would turn in its Green Beetle if it saw this one. Just a blessing in one sense that Steve isn’t around to witness it. Very consumer focused, he was.

Steve would have hated this version

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jezza is back with the Gammon

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nurse Charlie: my patients list for today. Give me something of some medical importance and clinical freshness for my return, do please. Don’t discombobulate a busy shopping physician with medical intransigence and repetition, if you please. Of course, Dr. Edwards, Sir. You have the the splendid return of the pacemaker batteries pack on £9.99 prescription, plus the Bacon inhaler, improved personal hygiene, smell like pork bottles. You’ve not seen either, Dr. for at least ten minutes. Dr.?? Dr. Edwards…Come Back…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You would have some respect for him if he got up, threw that cane in the air and walked. What a position to be in to have to stay in a job to sell this stuff day in and day out.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You would have some respect for him if he got up, threw that cane in the air and walked. What a position to be in to have to stay in a job to sell this stuff day in and day out.

I see he is hobbling

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And he travels from Winchester to do this rubbish? God help him. He would be better delivering pizzas locally.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Don’t tell me…People are multi buying items that a few thousand viewers have seen time and time and time and time and time again…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I bought this bacon scent for my husband and now he won’t wear anything else. What a ghastly image to conjure up.

I’m sure the copyright owners for the James Bond name will be delighted to hear him associate that cheap scent with the character. Unless he eats it with eggs, beans and a fried slice.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

My excitement for luxury watches with Jezza between 1 and 2, and a fitness hour with Sally between 2 and 3 is uncontrollable.

 

[Lord Helpus]

My excitement for luxury watches with Jezza between 1 and 2, and a fitness hour with Sally between 2 and 3 is uncontrollable.

They will take you to new heights of luxurious living.

 

[Lord Helpus]

They will take you to new heights of luxurious living.

And they will soothe your ears with thier soft tones.

Actually, we know how annoying Sally the foghorn is but Jeremy talks to the camera as if he is addressing an idiot.

He harangues and is patronising.