Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Oh dear - what an irritable fellow Dr. Edwards comes across as. When the woman from Fairport Convention asked him if he went camping, he reacted like she’d sh..on his foot, his NO was issued with such disdain…Miserable old sod. Still, I’d be pretty miserable if I ‘d gone from a part in Holby City to sitting behind a decorating table in a telephone box.

If I'm asked for my views on camping I just politely say that I'm 56 and prefer accommodation with en-suite indoor plumbing

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I have to do it as I went 50/50 on a camper van share with my partner not long after we met. It is blo ody hard work more than anything else. And physically in particular it is draining at 61. We also took four dogs (now three) with us. The best things? Going home… Nice scenery in The Peak District in particular. Sense of achievement getting through it. Worst things? Waking up at 3 in the morning on a rainy night, needing the bog s in the worst way, and knowing you are two to three hundred yards away from the toilets..Falling out the van…Your awning blowing down. Setting up/Packing away..Being cold. Being too hot…

 

[galesgal57]

Hubby just said what time is Pedro on, I want to see his entrance!! I bet there's many a bloke seen that.

 

[Latearrival]

If I'm asked for my views on camping I just politely say that I'm 56 and prefer accommodation with en-suite indoor plumbing

That won’t wash with a modern (tin tent) caravan. Mine had an ensuite, central heating and air conditioning

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s Singing again

 

[galesgal57]

Award winning Peter Simon my arse. Dickhead of the Year maybe.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just said he got stung as a baby, as his nappy was left on for weeks, hes really worrying

 

[Jazzydrury]

he’s even worse tonight

 

[galesgal57]

He's on something tonight.

 

[Kit10]

It looks like a Breitling, he says in his Curly Wurly voice. I am lucky enough to own a Breitling Top Time Panda Dials watch from the mid-1960s. Thankfully, I don’t own a Chinese made Aviator so called Breitling lookalike watch for £99.99 from DTTV, being sold by

He's on something tonight.

I have no words.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sad old Perv is up and runnng with his seedy little act.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s worse than ever tonight,

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The infantile Gallery staff encouraging him. The frozen foods picker producing him again.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Do you think he’s ever thought, If I cleaned up my act, I might get some proper work

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s beyond doing anything but this desperate routine. That’s why he’s on there. He can’t even be arsed to think up any new 1970s’ filth to spice it up a bit.

It looks like one of his eyes is about to fall out.

Sciatica now adds to his medical woes…

The cane coming up again at 19:30, it sounds like. No more for me this evening.

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

If only Doctor Lobitov would perform a surgical procedure for talking Sh** on his mouth!
End of pier stuff dated and insulting to shopping Tv

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The only thing I’ve ever heard him say I believed was his ‘I’ll go to Hell, Me” which presumably we were never meant to hear.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I am sure they were selling these watches for £57.99 on TJC this morning.

 

[galesgal57]

Muriel's in for the watch.

 

[postmanpat68]

Muriel's in for the William Hunt watch.