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Oh dear me. I have been so enjoying these last few months on this forum. But I do think it brings out the worst in me, as I have had to bite my tongue and sit on my fingers not to join in this and similar threads. I am deliberately removing myself from temptation to unleash my inner bitch by...

Ingredients:Maltodextrin, fish extract, soy fibre, sodium ascorbate, anti-caking agents (Silicon dioxide, Mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids), modified starch***, white tea extract (Camellia sinensis (L.) Kuntze), zinc gluconate, glazing agents (methyl cellulose, shellac, talc), camomile...

Look, to us it's just a multivitamin tablet, with an evening one you could replicate by drinking it down with some camomile tea. But to our presenters it will be the fountain of youth, slimming aid and brain stimulant for their novel writing. I think I may tune in, just to hear what utter...

I LOVE my rolykits. I have four yellow and two blue. Only this Boxing Day, in a tidy up phase, I dug out all my old sewing boxes and arranged cottons, buttons etc in my rolykits, with a huge sense of satisfaction. Over the years various people, including builders, have spotted them, and...

You are not fat. Neither am I. In the words of the old saying, we are just built for comfort, not for speed.

10) Our fashion is not fashion as defined by any reputable dictionary. It is designed by one American, although we use different names to make you think they different designers. It is 100% combustible acrylic, run up in a Chinese sweat shop from a pattern which the supervisor is reading...

And when you read out the five star reviews, you will also tell the viewer that they are greatly outnumbered by the one star reviews.

Own up, which ones of you are so hopeless at sales that you will disappear without trace, or a goodbye, or a mention in social media? You have been replaced to make more air time for me. After filling my huge new house with stuff, bought with my huge earnings. I am able to offer surplus stuff...

If your OH's LED was an example of your usual present giving, and after the hoo hah you spent weeks over trying to get a Ninja from Trotter enterprises for twopence cheaper than on Q, I propose your new title of Baron Tightfist of Cheapskate.

For anybody interested in Michelle Mone, and who wants to know what happens when someone is desperate enough to flog eeek on Q, also diet pills and tanning lotions etc etc... there is a very good article in the Mail online today headed "Is Baroness Bra running out of cash?"

Thanks for the tip. I looked them up and they are a good idea for anyone with small bits of clutter. Fortunately, not having a husband, I do not need to be quite so tidy, and just sling things in my boxes. But they are great idea, and no p&p...well spotted, Akimbo.

We are Beee--hiiin----ddd you in this.

Thanks everyone. But I am feeling better for not having spent £11. I bought several of the large rectangular ottomans, twice the storage capacity, for £18 no p&p from Amazon some months ago, and realise now what a better deal those were.

Truly there is no end to the fascination of the viewers with the minutiae of my life. I will have UglyFaceBook and Twatter accounts so that I can send my adoring public photos and twats of every stage of my renovations and moving. A few pics of me in a hard hat with a dishy young builder will...

I don't know what cloths you mean, but if you want some cleaning cloths that are better than the average microfibre range, you could have a look on Amazon for e-cloths. My computer man said I should get one for wiping the screen, and it was so good I then got the two piece window cleaning set...

I will be one of those presenters who buys everything which is demonstrated, because naturally I work very long hours, combining the over exposure of JF and DF in one body, and so can afford everything. Then like most of the presenters, I will move to a larger house, and tell the viewers all...

We think you are terrific, thatu. You have a great sense of humour, are obviously very intelligent as well as funny, and you must look great at whatever size you are because you are obviously full of goodwill towards the world and at peace with yourself.

My irritation with QVC has just shot through the roof. I decided that for once I would order something, the TSV, as it was only £11 and no p&p. Only to find that before 9 am the website is saying it is sold out. I turned on the television at 9 am, to find Jackie saying the TSV is sold out...

Unfortunately Chuntley does not divide neatly into a half, thus making me unable to be effortlessly witty. Although if you are pissed enough, you may find me witty. As for your missing H.....I had to spend quite a bit of thinking time, until I worked out what you were getting at. As my Nana...

Chuntley even took time during a demo of cleaning products to tell us that she had worked at Q since 2003 and she was 'only half the size she is now'. Paused to look at the woman flogging heated drying rack so woman, on cue, could tell her she was still slim. I don't believe it... a half...