Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

He is genuinely struggling tonight..

£300 Bunds of Bacuum..Brian Badonde…

 

[galesgal57]

If the lads who drive the lorries get out of the cab with that, they'll get beaten up.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Maude, Gladys, Peggy, Teddy, Clarence, Archie they're all in from the local home

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Go and get this for £37.49…Four Flexis…£9.37 per flexi, then? So appallingly explained and he does it so often.

Beg Buds?

 

[Keep Going]

How many times has he and others shown this vacuum, yet he still cant work it!! He says watch this........presses it.....presses it again and again.....nothing happens........5th time lucky it makes a louder noise...brilliant!

 

[Mommabear]

He is genuinely struggling tonight..

£300 Bunds of Bacuum..Brian Badonde…

Omg the brilliant Brian Badonde, how I miss him!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I didn’t know stainless steel was machine washable..

It will struggle with..it doesn’t matter. It hoovers up pears…Is he genuinely unwell this evening?

When has Peter van Deeleeverree demonstrated the finest vacuums money can buy?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Go and get this for £37.49…Four Flexis…£9.37 per flexi, then? So appallingly explained and he does it so often.

Beg Buds?

friends asking for money

 

[Keep Going]

Does he think he is on radio? He says look no hairs or threads look look none at all amazing!!

Yeah thats because you werent sucking up any hairs of threads it looked like you were sucking up bird feed or similar.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He takes pride and joy in the car. The other day said he’d given up vacuuming it? They need to make him watch all the previous shows he’s been on before every new one starts. For continuity of disingenuousness.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

he just said there were 5 HEPA filters in the vacuum. I thought it was 5 filters 2 of which are HEPA. I could be wrong but I was sure there were only 2 of them actual HEPA

 

[Keep Going]

He hasnt got a clue how to use it! Shocking I mean its only his job......

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Who is going to tell him? A couple of spotty youths in the Gallery? Do they have a Director of Broadcasting like a QVC would have? Oh..that’s Peter Simon…

He is telling potential buyers to use this vacuum in another room before they have even not bought it? If you struggle with Catdog..

 

[Keep Going]

Oh I really do hope they leave his mic on after this vacuum presentation.....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They started with nine, apparently. An hour later they are down to single figures. Nine, by any chance?

 

[Keep Going]

Coming up at 9pm a shredder.........Will Pedro's tie survive the presentation?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Talking about people who’ve had their identity taken as part of the shredder selling routine. Hammy? Muttley??

It was £245. Was it?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Scaremongering bullshit. It wasn't that long ago they were telling us not to use a shredder and to buy the identity theft roller stamp they were selling. They are now selling a shredder, what a surprise! Bunch of shitheads.

 

[Keep Going]

This shredder is on amazon for £99.99, the gallery arent very good at searching for the lowest price!!

Pedro says 5 or 6 sold, yet no details on screen yet!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Spare us… I just wish I could show the more naive viewers taken in by this pricing nonsense…