Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Here’s Rob IW goes back to being sane

 

[Hammy60]

Apparently Breitling knock out 4000 watches a day according to Walter Mitty.

While brands like Rolex, Longines, Tissot produce 4,000+ a day, Breitling don't, take a zero off and that's closer to Breitlings daily output.

 

[Hammy60]

Here’s Rob IW goes back to being sane

Not so sure about the sane bit, although Rob is one of the better presenters (less bullshit and lies) he does give me the the vibe he has mischievious mad persona lurking beneath the surface, in a good way.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

The holdall they are flogging is an Amazon chinese random letters COOMIKKE brand

 

[RachWhit]

The holdall they are flogging is an Amazon chinese random letters COOMIKKE brand

Seemed like Rob talked about everything except the bag and made fun of the name.

 

[Turandot]

Channel hopping yesterday I came across Sally Jacks screeching like a banshee. She looked wild.I can’t even remember what she was selling.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Usually her number one priority product - herself. That’s why the warehouse remains full of her. Either that, or grossly inflated priced toilet rolls during a major world crisis.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Don't forget Vibropower Rick.

I thought for a moment that was one of his made up buyers..

 

[Muttley]

Channel hopping yesterday I came across Sally Jacks screeching like a banshee. She looked wild.I can’t even remember what she was selling.

Same sh1t, different day...

At least you don't get staff screeching at you when you're in John Lewis or shopping on Amazon

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And John Lewis staff don’t come up to you when you are carrying an item, screeching at you that its not yours until your check out ‘your basket’….

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Where did that Jess My Bald Grandad Wants This Comb go? Did she run of relatives product analogies?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Where did that Jess My Bald Grandad Wants This Comb go? Did she run of relatives product analogies?

Duke I was wondering that, as the 2pm to 6 pm slot, she used to do with Peter, Is down as Sally today, and Peter is on at 6pm, he hasn’t done a Tuesday Evening shift since relaunch

And no Mike today, as he gone from Tuesday to Friday, to Wednesday to Saturday

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I think Jess might have been offered a job at Shop on TV, when it starts running during the day. Or, maybe she had enough of selling pure tat. Jezza is on holiday in Canada. Mark Ryes is still away. I think they are just trying to cover for these 2 presenters not been available.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That schedule is wrong Sally is on now, Hey it might be us lot doing a hour live each on Skype later

 

[Jazzydrury]

New Night Gel, it’s part of my routine now says Sally of course it is

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I think Jess might have been offered a job at Shop on TV, when it starts running during the day. Or, maybe she had enough of selling pure tat. Jezza is on holiday in Canada. Mark Ryes is still away. I think they are just trying to cover for these 2 presenters not been available.

You are probably right. Or she is selling herself now as some sort of travel guru. I disagree on being fed up with hawking tat. I think she’d sell chocolate teapots or paper fireguards if she was asked to. I see no sign of craving for quality with the ridiculous waffle she spouts when selling on shopping television I’ve seen her demonstrate over the years. Also, she’s a Nottingham girl, isn’t she? And all the current work for this outfit is being done in London, which must be a real pain travel wise for a woman with a young family to cope with.

 

[cheeky chappie]

He does speak some guff. It's a gold watch Peter, nothing special about it. It's certainly not worth £4000

If they actually listened to what they say, they'd realise how stupid and nonsensical much of it is. I watched a few mins of Peter S selling a ladies gold watch last night. First stupid comment:

It's heavy, it's HEAVY!!!

Even if the viewer wanted a heavy watch, there's no way the little gold watch he was selling would be heavy. Second stupid comment (I think the watch was selling for £1,500 or thereabouts):

The gold in the strap alone is worth £2,000. Go and get it valued!

Peter S seems almost obsessed with giving wildly inaccurate info about watch straps, usually relating to what the strap is worth or would cost elsewhere.

p.s. to prove my point, if the gold in the strap is worth £2,000, why are you selling the watches for £1,500? Feck selling them, you (IW) should be keeping them, get them melted down and pocket the cash you'd make from the gold

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Top post.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

You are probably right. Or she is selling herself now as some sort of travel guru. I disagree on being fed up with hawking tat. I think she’d sell chocolate teapots or paper fireguards if she was asked to. I see no sign of craving for quality with the ridiculous waffle she spouts when selling on shopping television I’ve seen her demonstrate over the years. Also, she’s a Nottingham girl, isn’t she? And all the current work for this outfit is being done in London, which must be a real pain travel wise for a woman with a young family to cope with.

She either lives in Derbyshire or Nottinghamshire. I was thinking she must be the youngest presenter, her friends might of had a quiet word to give her head a wobble for selling cheap tat on TV and she had taken it onboard. You might be right about the holiday business, she has used her travel team to book a 5 night getaway to Gran Canaria for the 3 of them in just a few weeks time.

 

[SiRich]

If they actually listened to what they say, they'd realise how stupid and nonsensical much of it is. I watched a few mins of Peter S selling a ladies gold watch last night. First stupid comment:

It's heavy, it's HEAVY!!!

Even if the viewer wanted a heavy watch, there's no way the little gold watch he was selling would be heavy. Second stupid comment (I think the watch was selling for £1,500 or thereabouts):

The gold in the strap alone is worth £2,000. Go and get it valued!

Peter S seems almost obsessed with giving wildly inaccurate info about watch straps, usually relating to what the strap is worth or would cost elsewhere.

p.s. to prove my point, if the gold in the strap is worth £2,000, why are you selling the watches for £1,500? Feck selling them, you (IW) should be keeping them, get them melted down and pocket the cash you'd make from the gold

He made a comment on a watch show ad break about a month ago when he didnt know his mike was still on ‘im going to hell’

Some gullible folk out there unfortunately.