Random musings and general banter.

[Mommabear]

What's going on with Pervy Pete's head? He's got a centre parting like the Red Sea and half a can of Hammerite sprayed in a stripe down the middle. Bell end.

It makes me feel sick, like an oil slick or he's daubed a load of marmite on it. Shave it all off!

 

[Jazzydrury]

What is Peter V role at IW, what area is he meant to specialise in.

Found him after midnight doing chairs, is his role if no other guests can appear, he gets called on

 

[cheeky chappie]

These two are a perfect example as to why a lot of folk will never buy anything from Ideal world. From start to finish, it was 45 minutes of utter nonsense and lies from both of them.

You know what this calls for guys ...

Do I need to give you three guesses? ...

Got it yet?? ...

BULLSH1T DETECTED, VIEW AND BUY WITH CAUTION!!! ... BULLSH1T DETECTED, VIEW AND BUY WITH CAUTION!!! ...

 

[cheeky chappie]

What is Peter V role at IW, what area is he meant to specialise in.

Found him after midnight doing chairs, is his role if no other guests can appear, he gets called on

(Think of The A Team music in your head)

If you have a product ...
If no one else can demo it ...
And if you can find him ...
Maybe you can hire Peter Vollebregt!

 

[Hammy60]

What is Peter V role at IW, what area is he meant to specialise in.

Found him after midnight doing chairs, is his role if no other guests can appear, he gets called on

He's like a general handyman for products that don't have a guest connected with them or some guests are unavailable.

Some of the guests aren't actually there cause IW picks them for that show, it's their connection with the brands that determines who is on which show, only when they aren't available is Peter used or if the brand doesn't have it's own expert. Simon Iles, Alan Ennis and Bev hare all do Vacuums, but you don't see them selling the same brand Vacuums, and same goes for any other product these guests demonstrate.

Remember Lloyd that used to demonstrate car waterless wax, weed killer etc, he's actually owns a company that helps supply products and guests for IW. One or two familiar faces there, but the same applies to most of the other guest experts, they've all got a connection with the brand.

Brands and Presenters | Selective Products Sales Ltd

Read all about our presenters and their careers here.

www.selectiveproductssales.co.uk

 

[cheeky chappie]

I have never heard him speak a properly formed sentence , so I really can't imagine he was equal to reading prose.

Hello boys and ...
Today's story is about the ...
Ready? Here we go.
It was a bright sunny … full of promise and … not only was Mary excited about the ... but also ... father was never seen again.
The end.
Bye children, bye. And always remember, INSURE YOUR STORY BOOKS!!! INSURE 'EM!!!!!!

 

[Hammy60]

You know what this calls for guys ...

Do I need to give you three guesses? ...

Got it yet?? ...

BULLSH1T DETECTED, VIEW AND BUY WITH CAUTION!!! ... BULLSH1T DETECTED, VIEW AND BUY WITH CAUTION!!! ...

This should be permanently on screen.

 

[cheeky chappie]

This should be permanently on screen.

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Literally lol, thanks for making my day! Brilliant!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Couldnt find a clip of him on Jackanory, found a creppy one where he pretends to be a dentists receptionist and books Janice Philips in for her root canal

 

[Mommabear]

Couldnt find a clip of him on Jackanory, found a creppy one where he pretends to be a dentists receptionist and books Janice Philips in for her root canal

He's never been on it. He's been Ronald McDonald, you'll find a clip of that. Strangely, he never mentions it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just found the clip.

Hiya.

 

[Mommabear]

Just found the clip.

Hiya.

Yeah, that's all he says, 'hiya, you'll right?'.......'hiya'

 

[Mommabear]

He goes on about Blue Peter but he's never been on that either

 

[Jazzydrury]

Have Ideal World ever done a Christmas in July type thing.

Create and Craft, do Christmas in June, QVC do it in July

 

[Mommabear]

Have Ideal World ever done a Christmas in July type thing.

Create and Craft, do Christmas in June, QVC do it in July

They don't really do Christmas at Christmas, never mind in July

 

[Hammy60]

My god, Mason got up to £1200/1300 within his phone pricing, and it would be a steal at under £800, must be his highest yet. Just a pity he can't pronounce the brand name properly, which is strange considering he said during the watch show, another watch he finds hard to buy as it sells out, his mate works high up in Huawei UK, you'd think he'd tell him how say to Huawei.

 

[Hammy60]

Have Ideal World ever done a Christmas in July type thing.

Create and Craft, do Christmas in June, QVC do it in July

I can guarantee you one thing, if they did do Xmas in July, it would be the most amazing, brilliant, best and luxurious Xmas in July with the biggest discounts ever.

 

[Muttley]

He goes on about Blue Peter but he's never been on that either

He's quite vague, like referring to "my Blue Peter days..." does he mean watching the programme? We could all say that

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Friday Night, It’s Rug Doctor, IW, the price is right, what a p Rick

 

[Jazzydrury]

He just sung about staying 2 metres apart then.