Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

his name was on it until a couple of years ago. Maybe his family who I guess carried on supplying the product. Sold it on and the new owners dropped his name

 

[Jazzydrury]

9pm In Bed with Mulberry Silk

Ooh no read it wrong In the bedroom With Mulberry Silk

 

[harrytumkins]

Those adverts for Lowell Soccer and Howich (sure there are more) really don't fit in with Ideals "image" Do they?

They look quite expensive very well produced and just well done

They are followed straight after by Mason saying

"Housework is hard work I always say"

"Come on grab a dirt devil"

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mason on with Dirt Devil Stick Vac £129.99 down to £79.99 or on 4 flexis

So say he checked with the buyers 4 times If the price was correct

 

[harrytumkins]

We might have to do some singing later mate

ALRITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not really Mike no

 

[harrytumkins]

FORTEH PERCENT SOLD OUT IN 10 MINUTES

this will sell out says Mason

you carn't get a dirt devil for 80 quid anywhere

Google says otherwise Mike but nobody is surprised

FORTEH FIVE PERCENT SULLLLLD OUT

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the easy pay which will make people buy

 

[Keep Going]

Mikeeee says that 60% of the Dirty Devil has gone in the first 24 mins, 3/4 of the stock has gone blah blah blah (how many ways can you play with numbers and not say the actual numbers Mikeeee?) GET THIS GUYS N GIRRRLS

So how much Dirty Devils did fake Den and her pal sell from last night? couldnt have been many if Mikeeee is scrrrreammmming that these are going GUYS N GIRRRRLS

 

[harrytumkins]

This will SELL OUT

looking unlikely

what a shock

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He is in third person mode this evening...

Mike? Yes, Michael. Mike, would you think we are going to have a sell out before the end of the show? Well, Mike, I sold out years ago. NO, Michael. Are WE... (you and me and Van der Valk) going to sell out all them there Dirty Devils in the next thirty seconds? Well, Mike, two words of friendly, icky advice..Get Stuffed..

 

[Keep Going]

MIke is looking straight down the camera and giving a proper Sunday sermon with the hands going non stop here.

Is he selling a Dirty Devil or is he doing a dry run for an application on some other channel??

 

[harrytumkins]

And it didn't sell out and never was in any danger of doing so

Naughty Mike

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Five minutes left, Mike. Thanks, Mike. Mike? Yes, Mike? A fantastic review ‘ere Mike..er..about me, old Micky M. Read it out, do, Mike. Yes, Mike. ‘Ere Goes, Mike. From Mr M. from Palmers Green…Mike Mason, what a Star. Always warning us on definite sell outs..He must be psychot..psychopat…psychic..Well, thank you Mr. M...Now, Mike? We said it all along - a definite sell out before the end. End of the Show, and we have less stock than possible buyers.. Well, Mike, that’s not exactly SOLD OUT, is it??Shut Your Upside Down Headed Face, Michael…

 

[harrytumkins]

And here comes Mike with Kevski

Kev bearing the look of a man more and more who will be delighted if Ideal just pay him real money

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Kezza…I am doing these prices as I need to make space in the warehouse..(cupboard in his office)…

Upside Down Head One…Gang…Fellas..Ladies…Gents..All Lavatories of The World..I tells yer, WE are going to sell ahrtt on all ticking fronts tonight. ‘Ope you can join me and Mike in some singin‘ laters, Kezza? Coz there ain’t gonna be no watches. Ain’t that right, Michael? Er.. No, Mike, actually..

 

[Hammy60]

Speaking of prices, remember that price rise that Kevski warned us a million times about, has it taken effect yet?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Is that the one he said he programmed in the wrong year and century into the IW system and cannot change the prices again until 1922?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Allowing me to order 20 Dirt Devils online currently on their website.. I probably won’t progress the order as Mike said they would all sell out.. Must be a clerical error.

 

[ronzy75]

I've noticed MM now puts the watches on his right wrist rather than the one with his omega
Kevski bigging up the VK movement, or engine that he seems to favour and the "Swiss ness" of the mathey Tissot may I also add, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but specialist people usually have G-Shock watches rather than traser?

 

[Hammy60]

Kevski says Traser supplied the US military with 200,000 watches, he thinks about 8 years ago.

close kev, a bit more than 8 years, was in 1989.