Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Queen Anndrex (well Izal) for four hours. Luckily I broke under the threat of it and chose waterboarding as an alternative torture method. I am sure her perfume drawers are full of the product on air now. She has just done a When Harry Met Sally as Michael Caine was talking..Tw…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I will switch off now. Last crass remark she made before departure was along the lines of she doesn’t bat an eyelid at spending £80 or £90 on a perfume or an aftershave. Quickly corrected herself. I suppose it hit her that isn’t the most empathetic or sensitive statement when you are selling a £20 version to the hard-up. Still, didn’t she spend £70 on a toilet rolls collection in years gone by? Or was she telling others to?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I had just tuned in when she said that. It is just confirming what we already knew. They tell us how great the cheap snide perfume/aftershave copy is, but they wouldn't buy it themselves because they buy the legit original fragrance at pushing on three figures a bottle, or at over three figures a bottle.

 

[Ali Kamman]

From Salleh just now:
"Buy ALL THREE fragrances for a Valentine's gift [that will arrive a week late]! Or put them away for Christmas [which is still, thank God, 10 months away]! But for the love of god PLEASE BUY ALL THREE!!!"

Desperate stuff.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Hypocrites - almost the lot of them. Couple of decent people like Rob and Heather (Simona seems to have vanished except for the promo footage). Telling us how wonderful it is to buy cheap, but occasionally letting it slip, they don’t. That Perry guy doesn’t seem to suffer fools and he seems to have the measure of her and her BS.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

From Salleh just now:
"Buy ALL THREE fragrances for a Valentine's gift [that will arrive a week late]! Or put them away for Christmas [which is still, thank God, 10 months away]! But for the love of god PLEASE BUY ALL THREE!!!"

Desperate stuff.

Would love to here her with her mic off in a break. Then again, she probably doesn’t use one.

 

[Ali Kamman]

I still want to see Mason present The Goddess with a Laurelle fragrance for her birthday. I can imagine someone would be sleeping on the sofa that night (probably with his Ideal World weighted blanket).

 

[Jazzydrury]

She just said she won’t sell anything she doesn’t like

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Obviously loves a good toilet roll, then.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Talk about bad timing, just finished washing the dog only to hear its sally jacks next

yeah and forcing back to do some actual work

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

Not thee Sally Jacks TV Mum and fashionista to the ️ stars!
YouTube channel sensation with millions of followers
How lucky we all are (ear plugs)at the ready

 

[Ali Kamman]

Here's the thing I've just noticed about the ex-Bid TV presenters, (Pedro, Mason and Salleh). On Bid, the vibe was fast and furious with many "auctions" not lasting more than a few minutes each and so their non-stop gabble and screaming was kind of appropriate - it sort of added to the more game show atmosphere. However, on a channel where they sometimes sell ONE PRODUCT AN HOUR their OTT frenetic behaviour is totally misplaced.

I'm never normally around to watch much of Salleh, but my God, the yelling and the word salad tumbling out at top speed is (to put it politely) grating.

 

[Herring]

Some of the names they read out are like a register at the old folks home.

Ones I hear Peter say a lot are "Ethel" and "Edith" – both fine names, but generally of ladies of a certain era/age.

 

[Herring]

She just said she won’t sell anything she doesn’t like

What guff. I wish "" was a forum reaction on here.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

At least Mason has to some extent calmed down and matured in his presenting style. I still don’t like his actual selling techniques, rather than the way he delivers them, though. On the other hand, Jacks and Simon have not changed one iota in their styles. Simon, certainly is incapable of doing so.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

These jackets are expensive compared to the regatta website sale price of £20.95.

 

[postmanpat68]

Only sally could tell us she couldn't afford Regatta until ideal world started selling it despite her telling us she uses £40 room sprays.
Ideal regatta Jacket £34.99
Regatta website£20.95

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[postmanpat68]

Looks like they've pulled the jacket sale quickly as no sales maybe....or they are reading the forum.

 

[postmanpat68]

Another men's jacket more expensive than regatta.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Wonder why Paul B hasn't been tempted back, is it a distance thing?