Ijoy Ride

[argeybargey]

one of what argey? :1::33:

Izza giraffe innit.

xx

 

[fairynuff]

Izza giraffe innit.

xx

now who's being silly? :52: The grass might be as high as an elephant's eye but not quite tall enough to hide a giraffe! :54::54:

 

[Dazzler!]

goodness Dazzler you'll be worn to a shadow afrer all that exercise :11: ..if you're at a loose end for an hour you can always come round here and cut our grass :54::54:, sure I saw a tiger prowling in there this morning!
where was the chicken from?

No thnaks Fairynuff am shattered after cutting our grass, it was not high jsut flipping hard to cut as loads and loads of land and small house lol,and all on a slope, nothing is easy here!!!

the chicken was from Morrisons its stunk to high heaven, the date was 14th May and hubby says "I told you its best if I buy the chicken on the day rather then you store it in the fridge" I said "Oh get lost at the end of theday why have a date on it if its going to go off before that date!"

 

[Dazzler!]

So all in all you got no (I)joy all round :54:

lol exactly! xxx:52:

 

[Dazzler!]

now who's being silly? :52: The grass might be as high as an elephant's eye but not quite tall enough to hide a giraffe! :54::54:

My grass was not tall just take ages to cut it as so much of it lol. Saw plenty of foxes though. Then my mobile rang and the time I got to it its topped so I carried on cutting and the damm thing went again I got to it its stopped, so i switched it off lol. Roll on my IJoy!!!

 

[fairynuff]

No thnaks Fairynuff am shattered after cutting our grass, it was not high jsut flipping hard to cut as loads and loads of land and small house lol,and all on a slope, nothing is easy here!!!

the chicken was from Morrisons its stunk to high heaven, the date was 14th May and hubby says "I told you its best if I buy the chicken on the day rather then you store it in the fridge" I said "Oh get lost at the end of theday why have a date on it if its going to go off before that date!"

hope he didn't say "I told you so" or he won't even be getting egg on toast for his dinner! Sorry Michael, hope you've got the sense to bite your tongue!:21:

 

[Dazzler!]

hope he didn't say "I told you so" or he won't even be getting egg on toast for his dinner! Sorry Michael, hope you've got the sense to bite your tongue!:21:

He has Fairynuff, he came in and said he was starving whats for dinner, I just gave him one look lol, then he said wow you worked hard on that grass sweetheart ( creep! he said no wonder you look so good). he had Turkey I got that out the fridge and the date on that was fine and was vacumed packed and was lovely so we had that, cooked while I did the garden. egg on toast tomorrow maybe lol.

 

[Mrs James]

oh Dazzler, they delivered it to me by mistake but don't worry; i'll ride it round to your place. yeehaaa !!!

 

[Dazzler!]

oh Dazzler, they delivered it to me by mistake but don't worry; i'll ride it round to your place. yeehaaa

ohhh er have you had ago mrsjames and mounted it .......................:11:

Look forward to seeing you soon, but dont come in fleaflops and kaftan its far to hot for those....

 

[Mrs James]

sh*t the saddles come off.....and i'd only made it to the end of the road.

 

[Anna_Key]

sh*t the saddles come off.....and i'd only made it to the end of the road.

Get back on and avoid cobbled roads :54:

 

[Dazzler!]

sh*t the saddles come off.....and i'd only made it to the end of the road.

oh no your joking, did you catch your kaftan in it!!!!

 

[Dazzler!]

Get back on and avoid cobbled roads :54:

She may need help mounting it Anna lol.:21:

 

[Anna_Key]

She may need help mounting it Anna lol.:21:

Those poor Cestrians, imagine coming head to head round a corner :52:

 

[Dazzler!]

Hope it arrives tomorrow fed up of waiting now.

 

[Mrs James]

i think i'll be at least a couple of weeks

 

[Mommabear]

I think (hope) it'll be tomorrow :54:

Shall we take bets? :22:

 

[Dazzler!]

I think (hope) it'll be tomorrow :54:

Shall we take bets? :22:

Yes lets take bets. I bet it will arrive either Friday or Monday. Or basically a day when I aint in! What do you think? If Mrsjames is bringing it it it will take two weeks for her to unravel her kaftan thats got stuck in the saddle! And then another week to search up for her fleaflops that fell off along the way.

 

[Dazzler!]

i think i'll be at least a couple of weeks

oh no hope not! Good job I am not overweight the time that arrived for me I could be even bigger and than I would not be able to mount it and it would be noJoy!!!

 

[fairynuff]

well your IJoy has certainly paid for itself in entertainment value Dazzler before it's even arrived! One of the best threads in ages!