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You can treat him to a deep fried mars bar and a rowie, when Pedro comes up to Aberdeen to visit you.

The kids are reading here again, shame they can't read out my actual text about teh watches instead of making up bullshit texts, ******* cowards.

Dougal & Nelly at the pantomime?

A name i actually know. :eek: I had an Aunt Nelly (Helen) but she died from cancer when i was a toddler.
 
I cannae believe the pick of the day was going to be that walking cane,
The kids are reading here again, shame they can't read out my actual text about teh watches instead of making up bullshit texts, ******* cowards.

Dougal & Nelly at the pantomime?

A name i actually know. :eek: I had an Aunt Nelly (Helen) but she died from cancer when i was a toddler.
Dougal the dog and nelly the elephant.
 
The kids are reading here again, shame they can't read out my actual text about teh watches instead of making up bullshit texts, ******* cowards.

Dougal & Nelly at the pantomime?

A name i actually know. :eek: I had an Aunt Nelly (Helen) but she died from cancer when i was a toddler.
Ye cannae come tae the granite city
 
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Is this the effect Natalia is aiming for?
 
You can treat him to a deep fried mars bar and a rowie, when Pedro comes up to Aberdeen to visit you.

Never had deep fried mars bar, just don't fancy it. Rowies are not the same these days, used to be made with lard, but they've gone all healthy these days, still some okay ones but not as good as the past. Plus the best ones, Aitken's Rowies are no longer made, the owner got done for child pornography and Aitkens no longer.
 
There's not a hope in hell that whatever has happened to Pedro's face was a result of walking into a patio door. Did he have the plaster on his forehead the day before, because I don't remember it? If he'd gone nose first into it, that could explain what's going on with his nose and eyes, but he would also have some serious bruising around the eyes, which there is no evidence of. And if he had gone nose first, how does that explain the bumps on his forehead or whatever it is that is going on with his cheeks? If he had gone forehead first into it, which I'm assuming is what the plaster is trying to indicate, that doesn't explain, the eyes, nose and cheeks etc. Unfortunately, lying is so second nature to the man that he can't even be honest when people are concerned over his well-being and the way he looks.
 
It speaks volumes for the ethics of his employer, letting him appear in that state. They either couldn’t care less what image he presents, thought it would create sympathy purchases, or just nobody took it upon themselves to tell the old fu…mucker he was not going on air in that visual state of horror. In other words…nobody cared.
 

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